Finding the perfect sex toy is a true HARDship. Despite the popular opinion that men don’t really care what they shove their dicks into, finding an adequate helping hand is quite difficult.
To shatter the myth even further, let’s admit to a simple truth — most of us are extremely particular about how and what we “shove our dicks into.” In fact, almost everyone prefers a well-designed and beautiful sex toy instead of a sock tube, hand, or, God forbid, masturbation sock.
Masturbation is a daily occurrence for most of us, and while some men might get creative and use some unorthodox aids or whatever is closest, most of us prefer to be pampered. What’s more, thanks to the ever-growing sex industry, we have a whole array of sex toys to explore.
The daunting task of picking the right sex toy
There’s a lot of stigma surrounding sex toys, even in this day and age, especially when it comes to sex toys for men. Even though a lot of people use them, we are still inclined to treat picking and buying a sex toy as something shameful, like a dirty little secret. We hole up in our rooms, covered in darkness and protected by late hours, and we scour the Internet looking for the perfect fit.
OK, that might be a bit dramatic, but the point is — men’s toys aren’t as accepted as women’s. Therefore, the first step to getting a sex toy is embracing the experience. You’re a man, you have your needs, and masturbation isn’t something you need to be ashamed of! So make the most of it, and instead of hastily choosing a discreet toy, put some thought into the decision. Don’t settle for anything less than a perfect fit.
What is a Fleshlight anyway?
If you haven’t heard of the Fleshlight, you’ve probably been living under a rock. But don’t worry — here’s a brief rundown.
The Fleshlight is a world-renowned brand of male sex toys and accessories. They design and manufacture innovative masturbators and sex toys.
There are sex toys out there so wild that you couldn’t have imagined them even in your craziest dreams. Thanks to such a wide variety, the Fleshlight brand can cater to a huge audience. However, choosing something from their range of products might be daunting to novices.
Who has the best advice?
How do you choose when there’s such a massive variety of toys out there? What’s the best one for you? Should you listen to customer reviews, or spend hours reading product descriptions, comparing images, and sweating over the ultimate choice?
The best advice is — no. Everyone has their own preferences, and what works for some random men on the Internet might not work for you. Not to mention that you probably don’t want to read about someone else’s masturbation experience — it’s awkward and often crude, so imagining some random person shoving their dick into a masturbator will probably ruin the experience for you.
But then again, you can’t exactly order a hundred masturbators and try them out until you find your bliss.
Don’t let this struggle make you feel inadequate. We all face it — even those of us in the sex industry. That’s why we have compiled an article full of necessary information, advice, and all the science behind sex toys.
The variety makes things difficult
With over one hundred different versions of the masturbator, Fleshlight is a global enterprise that offers something for everyone, starting with their famous lineup — Fleshlight Girls — all the way up to the Freaks selection, which isn’t for the faint of heart. Not to mention that their Stamina Training Unit might be way too much for novices, even if it’s a common trap they find themselves in.
The variety makes things difficultHowever, just because there’s something for everyone, it doesn’t mean everything works for everyone. That’s the beauty of variety, but it’s also the proverbial double-edged sword. You might find yourself much deeper (pun intended) that you originally wanted to be.
That’s why we’ve prepared this buying guide. It has all the necessary information, both for beginners and veterans alike.
Why is it so HARD to choose a sex toy?
With Fleshlights being both versatile and affordable, choosing one might seem like a simple task. With a staggeringly low price of $80 and a design that will seem like it was modeled after your specific needs, each Fleshlight seems like a dream come true. And they are.
So, what is your next step? You go online, and with a few clicks, you get what you came for. Easy as a two-dollar hooker, right? Well, not really.
The dream can quickly turn into a nightmare once you realize that you can’t just make a decision willy-nilly. What if you miss out on all the wonders that Fleshlight has to offer?
Don’t rush into making a decision
Disregarding everything that this brand has to offer is a rookie mistake. If you have a couple of thousand bucks at your disposal, we guess you could just buy a wide selection and try each one of them out. But, let’s be real — who has that kind of money? More importantly, who’d want to spend it on fake pussies?
It’s crucial that you make the right decision from the get-go, and taking the time to figure out what works best for you is the only choice. So, start with a few simple questions that are pertinent to your decision-making process:
- Do you want a vaginal or an anal orifice? Or maybe you’re more of a mouth guy?
- What about texture? What kind would you like?
- Do you have any specific fantasies (perhaps you always wanted to shove your bits into a fairy, or a famous porn star)?
But don’t agonize over it either
However, that doesn’t mean that you should spend hours in front of your screen, wondering and weighing your options. No, that sucks all the fun out of it. Still, you need to inform yourself, and armed with relevant information, make an educated decision.
To simplify that process further, and to get your dick into more pleasant surroundings as quickly as possible, we’ve gathered all the information in one place. We won’t edge you (unless you like that — in that case, start reading from the beginning) because we know there’s nothing worse than being denied pleasure (again, for most people).
It might be weird to ask for a helping hand while making such a personal and intimate purchase. But, hey, you don’t have to ask — we’re offering the help anyway.
It’s not really a problem of variety as much as it is that you lack firsthand information that isn’t written by some guy fresh off the post-orgasmic haze. We tried all these products out and rated them objectively. So you can rest assured that we know what we are talking about.
Our advice is best suited for novices, but even if you’re looking to purchase your fifth Fleshlight, there’s still some wisdom in our words. Who knows — maybe you find out something new. Or perhaps we’ll reveal something you didn’t even know was a thing. Strap on — we’re off!
Back to the basics — start at the bottom and work your way up
Let’s look at the basic Fleshlight and see what the average sex toy has to offer.
It’s well made, and although the parts might look complicated, we can pull the toy apart for cleaning very easily. Furthermore, the design is well thought out, as this toy can accommodate both monster dongs and tiny ones (and still feel amazing). With 10 inches (25cm) in length and a little more than 3.5 inches (9.5 cm) in width, you won’t be able to complain that “you can’t fit.”
What does the Fleshlight look like?
There are several key parts to this iconic sex toy — the sleeve, which is the biggest (and most important) component, the casing, and two caps.
One cap is the protective top cap. It’s actually the most crucial segment of the protective gear, as it prevents any foreign objects like debris or dust from getting into the Fleshlight (and, consequently, onto your most private areas). There’s also another cap at the very end, and all these elements are easy to click together.
One of the most important things is to know the original from the imitators. There are a lot of small companies out there calling their masturbators “fleshlights” so that they can piggyback on the success of the global Fleshlight brand. However, most of them can’t offer high-quality design, manufacturing, and service of the true Fleshlight.
What’s more, Fleshlight is continually working on improving their products and increasing their selection. Smaller imitator brands don’t have the budget or the manpower to invest in the design as much as Fleshlight can. That’s why it’s pretty apparent that the brand is head and shoulders (or balls, if you will) above the competition.
Can it accommodate everyone?
Getting back to the topic of size — some of you might still be pondering the length and width. After all, not everyone needs 10 inches of fake pussy, right? In fact, most people don’t. Yet, there’s a good reason for those specific dimensions. The Fleshlight is made to accommodate everyone.
The primary reason for those large dimensions is the liberty of movement. To allow us to feel as if we’re shoving our dicks into warm, live holes (instead of the rubber ones), or at least get as close to that feeling as possible, Fleshlight had to produce a large toy. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to feel the sensations that resemble real human movement.
If you think there’s a detail that Fleshlight has missed — you are terribly mistaken. They are masters of keeping up with the trends and are always updating their selection with the next best thing.
What’s more, they are also utilizing everything at their disposal, including the latest technology. That’s why you can now link your Fleshlight with an automatic machine via Bluetooth and go for a wild ride — high-tech style.
The latest innovation from the Fleshlight brand is the Launch, and it brings you the ultimate future experience. You can link your sex toy to the machine and program it to go over virtual porn sessions or have live sex sessions with a real-life partner in real time. Appropriately named, Launch will make the quality of your masturbation sessions skyrocket!
Digging beneath the surface — what’s inside the Fleshlight?
It’s actually relatively easy to see the inside of a Fleshlight. You don’t have to ruin it or pull it apart. If you’re a naughty boy who likes to watch, you can always get the transparent Fleshlight that will make each and every thrust fully visible.
Fleshlight Ice, the translucent beauty, is just one of the many designs that the brand has to offer. You can take your pick among the various sizes, colors, and of course, shapes. In fact, that’s the beauty of the Fleshlight — once you try it, you’ll never go back to other manufacturers.
One case fits all sleeves
Since it’s so easy to assemble the Fleshlight, once you buy one, you can go ahead and buy multiple sleeves to spice up your wanking sessions a notch or two. You don’t have to buy the case each time. However, we do recommend it. As Fleshlight makes its masturbators in a particular way, each sleeve has a casing that hugs it perfectly, thus increasing the pleasure and the overall experience.
But what do the insides look like?
Back to the topic at hand — what’s inside the Fleshlight?
Let’s start at the top — the case. Resembling the easily recognizable flashlight, the lightweight casing has a standard form. However, that’s just good branding, as what’s inside is much more critical.
Every Fleshlight is made with the SuperSkin material that the Fleshlight brand patented and protected against copyright infringement. Therefore, you can only get that material if you cough up the few extra bucks for a real Fleshlight. And believe us — it’s worth it!
SuperSkin material forms the sleeve, a highly textured tube created to resemble an anus, a vagina or the mouth — whichever you prefer. Of course, the quite uncanny resemblance is limited to the outside of the Fleshlight, because the inside doesn’t resemble anything that Mother Nature could make. It’s pussy 2.0 — the improved version. In fact, the textures inside the sleeve are extremely wild and diverse; no one’s insides look like that, trust us!
Everything from the standard Classic look to beer can Fleshlights
And, if you prefer a little whimsy with your wank, you can opt for a Sex In A Can version of the Fleshlight.
They carry a few models that have a very different case. Instead of a flashlight, they resemble a beer can! However, don’t think that this will make the toy easy to hide or disguise. Given the huge Fleshlight logo on it, it will be pretty clear to everyone what it is. What’s more, these models are also somewhat smaller than the regular kind, which might take away from their primary purpose if you’re packing.
Again, we have to repeat ourselves — nothing is as good as the real thing. Still, Fleshlight comes mighty close. It’s incredibly realistic, and the brand even offers accessories that will enhance the entire experience and take it to a whole other level. Take the Fleshlight’s sleeve warmer, for example; it warms up the sex toy to enhance that “real feel.”
Accessories make the entire experience even better
If you’ve been without a partner for a while, you’ll quickly learn to appreciate all the accessories that Fleshlight has to offer. What’s more, you can combine the accessories. The Launch allows for a hands-free experience, which means that the Launch-warmer combo will feel almost like real sex! All you have to do is sit back and enjoy.
However, the focal point of every Fleshlight is and always will be the sleeve. The brand is fully aware of this, which is precisely why they offer so many different textures. Coming in like a wrecking ball in your life, it’s the sleeve that will leave you properly wrecked and eager for more.
Standard Classic Look
The name alone makes us think of high maintenance — SuperSkin. However, the Fleshlight brand knows that the average man does not want to think about cleanup in his post-orgasmic haze. Therefore, they made the entire thing super easy to clean. Since it’s made out of rubber, all you have to do is put it under some water after you’re done, and that’s it.
Don’t be nasty
However, some of us might not be as responsible when it comes to cleaning, which is gross, but, hey — it happens. That’s why Fleshlight also sells cleaners and preservation powders that not only clean the toy into a squeaky clean state but prolong the use too. Therefore, we highly recommend getting some cleaning accessories, as it’s ultimately worth the extra money.
Don’t forget to protect your toy when you aren’t using it. The reason for this is twofold. First, you don’t want anything nasty finding its way into your fleshlight. Just imagine the horror! Second, the SuperSkin feels real because it’s a unique compound, made to provide an authentic feel. For that to happen, you have to lubricate it.
When left to its own devices in dry air, it will wrinkle, get sticky, and lose elasticity. More importantly, when left unprotected, the Fleshlight is the perfect breeding ground for bacterias. So, clean, clean, clean your sex toys after you finish.
What’s hiding underneath — the texture
We’ve already mentioned some of the Fleshlights that are available in the vast selection this brand offers. Fleshlight Girls, Launch, Classic Fleshlight, and The Stamina Trainer are just some of many, many different versions of the famous sex toy, and each of them comes with a plethora of different textures at your disposal. So it doesn’t matter what you’re into — Fleshlight has got you covered (literally and metaphorically).
There are more than one hundred sleeve textures available, and they cater to everyone. What’s more, you can even combine different sleeves with textures of your own choosing, essentially playing a grown-up game of Build-a-Bear (or build-a-Fleshlight if you will).
Why not go wild and combine the intense Bump ‘n Grind texture with one of the lovely sleeves that the Fleshlight Girls lineup has to offer? Or, go even crazier and mix the glorious ridges and bumps of the Vortex texture with the Zombie, Heavenly, or Primal sleeve.
The sky’s the limit with the Fleshlight brand, as they allow your imagination to run wild. And, let’s be honest — some of us are downright freaks. As such, it’s nice when a company understands our weird desires.
Different textures, different orifices — mind-blowing orgasms!
Now we’re getting to the juicy stuff. Are you an ass man or a pussy man? Or maybe you prefer the ultimate treat — the blow job? Either way, pickings are anything but slim with the Fleshlight. As if it wasn’t hard enough to decide which texture to go for, you’re faced with the ultimate choice — which orifice to choose?
More than the obvious three choices
And it’s not just the choice between the vagina, the anus or the mouth. Oh, no! Fleshlight always takes things to another level, as it offers both the Launch, which is an experience all on its own, and the Cyborg Fleshlight, a futuristic version of human anatomy. In addition, if paranormal floats your boat more than the Cyborg or Extraterrestrial pussy, you can go for the vampire’s mouth. It comes with fangs, which completes the picture-perfect image of a vampire sucking on your cock.
Therefore, the choices are hard, but the orgasms are a dime a dozen. However, unlike the textures that offer a wide variety of sensations, choosing an orifice is a matter of personal preference. It’s a visual more than it is a tactile thing. What’s more, the orifice doesn’t change the way the Fleshlight ultimately feels.
So, we can’t really give advice here, as you’re the only one who knows best where you’d like to shove it. Still, we would like to mention that the Fleshlight Girls series is a fantastic treat for anyone who’s looking for a realistic experience. Famous porn stars, who have graced many a wet dream, modeled for these Fleshlights and graciously allowed us to get a glimpse into what it would feel like to actually sink deep into one of their erotic openings.
Getting deeper by the second — types of Fleshlights
We’re sure you’ve picked up on the trend here — Fleshlight loves variety. Therefore, it’s only natural that there are more than a few types of masturbators they offer. You can pick a type and then work your way up — customize the entire thing according to your preferences to create the ultimate sex toy for yourself.
Still, it’s good to know what your basic options are. Here are the main types of available Fleshlights.
This is the masturbator that paved the way for all other masturbators and made the Fleshlight brand a household name. It’s excellent for the veteran, sexually active men as well as for novices who don’t really know their way around their own Johnson yet.
Sure, it might seem plain, compared to some other, wilder models, but the Classic Fleshlight gets the job done. It’s spectacularly made and definitely worthy of attention, even so many years after it first hit the market.
The smooth texture comes with the standard variety of orifices — ass, vagina, and mouth.
The Go Series
You shouldn’t overlook this series, even though it does offer only two models. 8.5-inch Torque and Surge, with a circumference of 3 inches, are ideal for those of us who are on a smaller scale.
Having a smaller penis has its perks, as the small size of the toys makes them very portable. You don’t even need two hands to use them, as their lightness allows a one-handed session without any cramping.
The Flight Series
Another portable beauty, the Flashlight Flight Series is very slim and sleek. With inspiring names, the three models — The instructor, The Pilot, and The Aviator — can accommodate the average-sized man without an issue.
Somewhat small compared to the standard series, with 8 inches in length and 3 inches in girth, they might be a little too tight for a well-endowed man. But, hey, sometimes it’s nice to mix a little pain with your pleasure (we don’t judge). In any case, the main selling point of the Flight series is definitely the unique texture that will make you feel like the man in charge of the cockpit.
The Fleshlight Girls
One of the most popular series is the Fleshlight Girls series, inspired and modeled after real porn stars. It’s also the one that has the biggest selection, which works out really well given that many see them as collectibles.
The signatures of the porn stars are a nice little bonus that provides this series with another dimension of realness. Also, it doesn’t matter if you’re a butt or a vagina man, as most of the girls modeled for both.
The Quickshot Series
As the name suggests, The Quickshot is made for a quick and dirty wank, which is why cleaning is not an issue. However, even though they’re smaller than the regular Fleshlight, these toys still have a lot to offer, as their design is both unique and titillating. What’s more, given their small size, the Quickshot Fleshlights are ideal for travel.
Although it’s great for solo play, The Ice is made with couple play in mind. With a transparent sleeve and a see-through case, both you and your partner can watch the entire show, from beginning to the crashing climax.
The Freaks Series
If you’re looking for an adventure, and you’re not easily scared off by weirdness, then The Freaks Series is for you. The wet dream of any fantasy lover, the design of each Fleshlight from The Freaks Series is inspired by horror, fantasy, and sci-fi pop culture. Ever dreamed of screwing an alien? Well, here’s your chance!
The Sex-in-a-Can Collection (SIAC)
Just when you think you have the entire brand figured out, they throw a wild card on the table.
SIAC is a fantastic collection due to its quirkiness. With an entirely different case, these Fleshlights look like real beer cans, which makes them somewhat easy to hide in plain sight. We say slightly because the huge label is a dead giveaway. Still, the entire series is quite quaint.
The Fleshjack Collection
Even though the Fleshlight brand caters to everyone, they do love to get very specific with their marketing. After all, everyone loves to feel as if something was made especially for them.
That’s why The Fleshjack Collection caters to gay men (although you can use it either way). The perfect counterpart to the Fleshlight Girls, famous gay porn stars gave access to their asses to provide the ultimate experience for all gay porn lovers.
The ultimate blow job, The Turbo will suck you in (just when you thought you were out…). In addition, it is very versatile as it pairs well with all Fleshlight accessories, so you can take the oral play to the next level at any moment.
If you’ve ever felt the pang of jealousy because girls can get vibrating sex toys, fret not — The Vibro is here. Several speeds of vibrations powered by dual batteries will stimulate more than just the surface.
Finally, as the latest rage on the sex toy market, The Launch provides a high-tech experience. Sure, it might be pricey, but you get a whole lot more than a simple masturbator for $400. You can sync it with other toys, or have real-time sex play sessions with your partner. More importantly, if you prefer solo play, you can always use the massive database of virtual reality porn and enjoy the fully automated experience.
Down to the nitty-gritty — what to consider while making your choice
The fact of the matter is — you can’t go wrong with the Fleshlight brand. Whatever you choose will feel amazing and new. However, it would be a shame not to utilize everything the brand offers and tailor your toy to your specific needs, right?
Therefore, there are a few things to consider while picking your first (or fifth) Fleshlight. Some factors might contribute greatly to your choice, while others might not be as important. Either way, it would be wrong to simply disregard them.
But how do you add value to these factors? The easiest strategy is to ask yourself various questions.
Question: How big is your penis?
Your penis size is an important factor to consider when choosing a Fleshlight. If you’re too big, smaller models might hurt you or, at the very least, feel uncomfortable.
The average size of an erect penis is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches. Most Fleshlights accommodate this size without a problem.
Level of depravity
Question: Are my fantasies kinkier than vanilla, and do I fulfill them on my own or with a partner?
As mentioned, Fleshlight has plenty of options for kinky users. Depending on the type of fantasy, you might have to dig a little deeper or tailor your own Fleshlight, but eventually, you’ll find your cup of tea.
Question: Where am I going to keep this and do I have to hide it from anyone?
There’s nothing worse than snooping roommates or, even worse, visiting parents. You really don’t want to give your mom a heart attack while giving her a tour of your place. So, storage is important, unless you live alone and have friends and family who respect your boundaries.
Questions: What’s my stamina like? Can I go for hours or do I ejaculate early every time?
With sex toys made specifically to train your stamina, Fleshlight might prove to be more than just a toy. Men who get too excited too fast will be the first to tell you — anything that trains and prolongs the stamina shouldn’t be taken lightly.
Question: Do I like it slow and steady or quick and dirty?
The preferred method of masturbation also plays a huge role. Some Fleshlights are more suited for edge play that takes a while. Therefore, if that isn’t your thing, it’s better to look for those made specifically for a quick, intense wank.
Question: Do I have the money for this?
Even though Fleshlights are affordable, their price varies much like the selection. Therefore, shop around and see if your budget can handle all your needs and desires. Fleshlight has something for everyone, and even though you might have to settle, even the most basic Fleshlight is a dream come true compared to the good old hand.
The need for visual stimulation
Question: Do I need visual stimuli while masturbating?
Some of us have quite a wild imagination, and all we need to do is close our eyes and get where we’re going. However, others are more visual and need additional stimulation, which is why the transparent versions of various Fleshlight models are the perfect choice for them. Not to mention that the VR-compatible Fleshlights provide a whole other dimension when it comes to masturbation.
Question: Am I an ass, vagina, or a mouth man?
This is a matter of personal preference, but if you’re unsure, just revisit some of your favorite fantasies and see which orifice has the biggest role in them.
Question: Do I have to explain my purchase to anyone?
Ideally, shopping for masturbators is a private affair, and Fleshlight does a good job of keeping it that way. The inconspicuous packages with no label in sight will allow you to keep your purchase away from the prying eyes of delivery men or your neighbors.
Even though these questions are pretty standard, they will still reveal a lot about your personal preferences — and those are the ultimate crucial factor. It doesn’t matter what other people like or dislike — getting a Fleshlight is all about your needs and desires. Why deprive yourself?
Our personal preferences
Now, since we’ve been boasting about our expertise throughout this entire article, we feel it might be appropriate to share our personal opinions with you. We are huge fans of the Fleshlight brand, but the entire point of this article isn’t the brand but giving ample information to our readers who might not know what they want or need. We’re fighting those blue balls one advice at a time.
Here are our top picks of Fleshlight models
Starting at the very top, everyone’s personal favorite that can accommodate any man and any fantasy. The bliss of hands-free masturbation, virtual reality sex, and long-distance real-time play is unlike anything any other model can offer.
The Fleshlight Girls Collection
Ideal for porn star fans everywhere, this collection is so realistic that you might get lost in it.
Perfect for those kinky fantasies, the Ice lets you watch yourself. It’s the narcissist’s wet dream, and we love it!
The Stamina Training Unit
If you can’t go all night, that doesn’t mean you can’t dare to dream. With the Stamina Training Unit, the erections get longer and the nights grow shorter (or at least that’s how it seems).
Ideal for quickies, almost no cleanup necessary. Caters to our laziness, which is something we deeply appreciate.
What about the texture?
However, you have to remember that it isn’t just the model that’s essential. The sleeve is also crucial, as are the texture and tightness. Those two work hand in hand, as they don’t really offer much without each other. Anything can be tight (or ribbed), but without the other factor, you might as well use your hand.
Still, since the tightness of Fleshlights is well known, let’s talk about our top picks texture-wise.
We had to give the top spot to the original texture here, as it’s our old time favorite. The texture isn’t anything wild, but the smoothness combined with the tightness will feel amazing. There’s a good reason this model was the pioneer that made Fleshlight as famous as it is now.
The Fleshlight Girls
To be quite honest, we couldn’t make up our minds and pick just one of the Fleshlight Girls sleeves. In fact, they are so amazing that they have sprouted more than one argument among our writing staff.
What can we say — to each their own. However, there was a unanimous vote for two specific textures that came out as winners.
Jenna Haze’s Obsession
All ribbed for our pleasure, Obsession is the perfect combination of tight ribbing and soft nubs that will drive anyone wild. Furthermore, as a nice bonus, you can link Obsession with the Launch for a hands-free experience of a lifetime.
Stoya The Destroya
Much like the name itself, the Destroya doesn’t let you down. Extremely realistic, with chambers that will suck the life right out of you, this Fleshlight even has some scary-looking features. However, although some chambers might look like the jaws of death, you’ll get nothing but pleasure by shoving yourself into Stoya’s pussy.
Every man loves a good blow job. In fact, some would argue there’s no such thing as a bad blow job.
Well, let’s not get into that particular debate right now, especially because — it doesn’t matter! With The Vortex, you’ll get perfect suction and friction every time.
Ideal for hung men with monster dicks, The Primal can accommodate everyone. It’s very powerful even though it doesn’t offer much variety when it comes to texture. Additionally, the pleasure is intense, as the tightness is mindblowing.
The Wonder Wave
Perfect for lovers of uniform pleasure and pressure, the Wonder Wave has curves that will leave you wondering — why haven’t I tried this before? What’s more, the suction is almost perfect both while you push in and while you push out, which makes the Wonder Wave better at sucking than any of your previous girlfriends.
A few parting words of wisdom
If you’ve found the perfect match, we’re happy for you. However, for those of you who are still pondering all the choices and weighing your options, here’s a piece of final advice — don’t go overboard.
Maybe you think that choosing the wildest texture, combining it with crazy features and making the entire thing extra tight is the best idea ever. However, it might make your play short and to the point. If that’s your thing, then go for it, man, but if you’d like to play a bit more, consider everything.
It’s also very crucial to know your size and not to hurt yourself. Tightness feels amazing only until a certain point, and you should definitely stop if you’re feeling unpleasant pain. For beginners, it’s always better to start small and work your way up than the other way around. You can always get a tighter Fleshlight, but you can’t get the feeling back in your Johnson if you shove it into a crevice so tight that it breaks it.
So play with yourself, enjoy it, but be careful. Maintaining genital health is of the utmost importance. We’re all passionate believers that wanking prolongs the life, but wank responsibly!
Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.