The Ultimate Lube Guide For Sex And Masturbation

 Creating The Slippery Situations You Want To Get Into

The majority of bad sexual encounters are mainly because things didn’t get wet enough. There is nothing sadder than a dry hand job and, honestly, a dry vagina borders on questionable.
Similarly, lubrication is just as important when you’re rubbing or stroking one out. This is why a big bottle of Jergens and a box of Kleenex is a staple on any guy’s bedside table.
The main reason why wetter is better is because you want to avoid chaffing.
The sexual organs are the most sensitive parts of the body and you want to make sure that everything is slippery and comfortable down there to get the most pleasure out of your more intimate times.
You can prevent all sorts of disasters from happening just by taking the easy step of adding lubrication before you get right down to business.
Let’s cover the basics first. Why is it important to use and get the right lube?
If we’re going to be totally honest here, everything isn’t always ideal when you want to get it on. Sometimes, we need that extra help to get things going.
Here are the most usual situations where a tube of lube would definitely come in handy.

Reasons to use lube

Good old fashioned vaginal sex

Sometimes, even though she’s in the mood, her body says otherwise. Don’t take it against your girlfriend. How wet she gets down there doesn’t always correspond to how turned on she is.
In reality, the vagina’s natural lubrication depends a lot on her ovulation cycle. I’m sure you’ve noticed before that there are certain times of the month when she’s wetter than usual, right?
The consistency of her juices could also vary. It could get a little thick when she’s closer to her period.
The fact of the matter is, there are plenty of reasons why she could be dry from time to time and most of it has nothing to do with you.
She could be more stressed out than usual or she’s on antidepressants or it could be as simple as using regular bath soap down there.
Anyway, there is no shame in reaching for a bottle of lube when you want to fool around and things aren’t exactly going well down there.
And honestly, she’ll probably appreciate it more than you do. Straight dudes will never know the discomfort of having something hard rammed into you when you’re just not ready for it. At least that’s what my girlfriend says.
The more lubricated you both are, the better sex you’ll have and the more frequently it’ll probably happen too.

Knocking on the backdoor

The anal canal has no natural lubrication. It’s not going to wet back there the way a vagina can.
And even though sticking things into the back door has been one of man’s longstanding kinks, the fact of the matter is, things aren’t supposed to go in your butt.
Before you start enjoying this activity (because both parties certainly can), it’s always going to be uncomfortable at least for the first few times.
You have to take your time and explore to get used to the sensation and learn how to enjoy it.
As a general rule, ass play should always come hand-in-hand with lubricants. Trying to put things in there, even something as small as a finger or a prostate toy, will always be rough if you do it dry.

Jacking it

I wish someone would have told me that it’s better to go the natural route when it comes to masturbation the au natural way.
The skin of the penis is very, very delicate. You don’t want to be putting any harsh chemicals on there that could be found in commercial lotions.
Olive or coconut oils are you best bets. As you know, these are very good for your skin too. Talk about dual purpose.
You probably figured out pretty early that self-pleasuring is easier and it feels better if you use some kind of lube.

Toy Joy

Whether you’re a guy or a girl, from Fleshlights to dildos, lube is an indispensable accompaniment to any of your favorite sex toys.
Most sex toys are made of medical-grade silicone and won’t pair well with anything other than water-based lubes.
Even though this is kind of a hassle to use because it dries pretty quickly and requires constant reapplication if you’re going at it for a while, this is still better for maintaining the materials of your sex toy.
Some toys allow for oils. That could feel amazing too.
But I’ve never come across a toy that lubricates itself, so those two always go hand in hand.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Using lube can prevent you from getting all sorts of infections. Now, how exactly do those two correlate?
Without proper lubrication, the friction will compromise your skin. This is especially dangerous because you’re thrusting in a delicate area.
This will irritate your skin, open it up and make you more prone to contracting nasty diseases.
In addition to that, if you’re one of the more careful ones (and I do applaud you for that), it’s important to know that only water-based lubes are compatible with condoms.
Yes, most condoms come are lubed right out of the packet, but if you’re going to be at it for the whole night, you’re going to need more of that wet stuff.
Using any other kind of lubrication will compromise the materials of the condom, making it ineffective.
So whether you’re trying to avoid HIV or unexpectedly having to pay for child support, it is always better to be safe than sorry.

Going sensual

When you think massage, your mind automatically goes to sensual oils and lotions. While this is all well and good, did you know that silicone-based lube is way better alternative?
It makes for easier clean up and won’t leave you feeling like you’ve dipped yourself in a vat of lard.
There are also warming lubes that will add to relaxation and pain relief.

The best lube to use in any situation

Lube is not as basic anymore as you would think. There are all sorts of different options available on the market right now that you can choose from and pair with a specific activity.

Kinds of lube

First, let’s explore what kinds of lubes there are so we can figure out what they can be good for.

Oil-based lubes

Oil lubes are usually more natural, so they’re less likely to contain harmful chemicals and preservatives. Out of everything, I personally think this feels the best.
But it does have it drawbacks. As I mentioned above, condoms, which are primarily made of latex, really don’t go together.
It weakens it and creates tiny holes that could allow your little guys to swim through.
It’s also important to note that oil-based lubes pose a higher risk for getting infections. It’s thicker and it’s a bacteria magnet, so clean up is a must.
You should be concerned about getting this on your sheets too. Oil stains are hard to remove.

Silicone-based lubes

Silicone-based lubes hardly have any water in them.
The best thing about silicone is that it’s hypoallergenic, so you don’t have to worry about breaking into hives when you use this one.
And since silicone is not absorbed by the skin, it just rests on the surface and they last longer, so there would be no need to keep reapplying it over and over again.

Water-based lube

This is safest off all lubes, but it dries significantly quicker than the rest.
They’re also not as slippery. Think hand sanitizer gel.
The upside is that they’re the cheapest way to go and are the easiest to find and they’re compatible with virtually any sex toy.
You would think that water would be the best lubricant, but you would know that that’s not true if you’ve ever had sex in a pool.

Natural lube

If you want to go natural, there are several options that are available. But remember, this type of lube is harder to find and generally more expensive.
They are specialty potions by “green” stores and those who advocate going organic.
Natural lubes more often than not plant-based like aloe gel, so this is good news for all you vegans out there.
There has also been a rise in sales for the coconut oil. The oil from this tropical fruit can do miracles for just about any part of your body from your hair to your metabolism.
And I have to say, it feels damn good too.

Petroleum-based lubes

This is better for him than it is for her. Women should avoid this one because it changes the delicate pH of the vagina and that’s just yeast infection waiting to happen.
For guys, this is okay if you’re just using your hand to jerk off. There’s always of jar of petroleum jelly in everyone’s bathroom cabinet. Its consistency is pretty thick so a little goes a long way.

Hybrid lubes

If you can’t pick from these options, you can easily just get a combination of what you like. Maybe you like the feeling of a water-based lube and the lasting quality of the silicone one.
These would be great to use with a partner, not so much with sex toys.

The best of the best

Now that the basics are out of the way, let’s get into the best options for every situation where you might need to lube up.

The best water-based lubricant

The problem with water-lube is that it usually doesn’t feel all that good. The reason why they’re so popular is because they are the safest and the easiest to find.
Just go to a 7-eleven and there’s probably one or two brands right next to the condoms.
I’ve tested a lot of water-based lubes and found the best one. It’s called the Shibari Premium Personal Lubricant. It’s a bit on the pricey side at $1.20 per ounce on Amazon, but trust me, it’s worth it.
If you go for the bigger size, you can save a lot more money and it comes in an easy-pump bottle, which is great because it’s more convenient.
The Shibari is my favorite because it doesn’t feel like any other water-based lubricant. It’s silky and leaves the skin soft.
Rubbing dries out water-based lubes pretty quickly. This is why you have to constantly reapply it. Well, with the Shibari, it’s not necessary to do that as often.
This perfect for vaginal sex, playing with sex toys and it’s condom-safe.

The best oil-based lube

My favorite oil-based lube is the Coconu. It’s vegan and it’s even edible. It smells amazing too and it always brings back memories from my trip Bali for some reason.
If you really want to go natural, jojoba oil is a good alternative as far as pure formulas go. What’s great about jojoba oil is that is has antibacterial properties.
To practice safe anal sex, you want to go with something thick and slick, so oil-based is the best choice because it doesn’t dry as quickly.

The best silicone-based lube

Silicone-based lubes are the most expensive and you’ll have better luck finding them online than in actual stores.
That being said, it’s also the most long-lasting, which means you’re not going to need much of it at a time. Just one or two pumps of this stuff and this will last you a while.
My favorite silicone-based lube is the Swiss Navy Premium. It works just as well as any fancier brands, but it doesn’t cost as much.

The best lube for normal sex

The key thing here is to remember that you don’t want to mess with her vaginal pH, so oil-based lubes are a no-no right off the bat. If you don’t keep this in mind, this makes her more likable to get infections.
We like to use HerSolution Gel. The reason we like this so much is that not only is it water-based and won’t compromise the balance of her pH, it’s also a libido enhancer too.
I like to rub this all over her clitoris and pussy lips and she swears it’s a lot easier for her to achieve an orgasm with this product.
Apparently, there is a stimulant called L-Arganine that’s in this special blend that induces blood flow to area, making it more sensitive.
This is a great addition to foreplay. You’re welcome, fellas.

The best desensitizing lube

If anal is something you really want to try and can’t get past the first hump, as it can be quite painful at first, a desensitizing lube could really help you out.
It numbs the area while doing what a normal lube would do. My girl’s favorite desensitizing lube is the Cleanstream Relax. It’s very effective and does the trick, even though at first, she was reluctant about it.
She told me that she felt no pain at all. You’ll also find no traces of it after you take a shower. It doesn’t leave some greasy residue like other desensitizing lube brands.
However, I think it’s important to note that this poses some risks. If you numb the area, then you don’t really know what’s going down there.
For all you know, you could be doing some serious damage in your anal canal and you would have no idea that it’s even happening. So keep that in mind if you’re considering this option.
The trick is just to make sure that she’s relaxed and she’s not tense down there.
If you’re planning an epic masturbation session and don’t think you can last that long, this could also be a solution to that.
You don’t want to use a lot of it and you don’t want to use it the entire time, but this could be a great help if you want to take a “break” and don’t exactly want to stop.

The best edible lubes

This is great for oral sex, but it’s more a novel thing to bring into the bedroom and doesn’t actually have much use after the fact.
For some people, going down on someone just isn’t their favorite thing, so this could be good way to make it a lot more pleasant.
We see a lot of articles on Cosmo encouraging women to bring food into the bedroom. I’ve never really liked that idea. It sounds messy and unnecessary.
But if taste is something that you feel you might enjoy, there are so many flavored lubes out there that you can choose from.
My favorite one is a departure from the normal fruity route (because when we think flavored, we think fruit). It’s called Wicked Aqua Mocha Java. It’s water-based, so it’s easy to clean and won’t stain your sheets.
It honestly tastes and smells like you’re going down on a delectable mocha cake. Fun.

The best warming lube

This option is really more for the dudes who are going solo. I don’t find much use for this when I’m having sex with an actual woman because, given that hopefully you’re doing it with someone who is alive, it’s plenty warm down there to begin with.
However, if you’re playing with a toy or some sex doll, you might want to use something like this for the added realism.
This is actually very convenient and allows you to skip having to warm up your sex toy. You don’t have to do anything else other than just the usual lube application before you go to town on it.
My favorite one is the classic KY Warming Jelly. It’s a well-known brand and it does the job well. It’s also compatible with any sex toy out there.

The best lube for sensitive skin

If you already know that your skin could develop some reactions to certain products, it would be smart to test out lubes on other places of your body other than your junk.
Down there is not where you want feel any burning or itching.
Thankfully, there are many hypoallergenic options out there for people whose skin is picky and sensitive. My favorite brand is the Isabel Fay. It’s the highest rated lube for sensitive skin out there and is made of all natural ingredients.
It’s safe for sex toys and condoms too. I like this one because it hardly smells like anything at all and it is made in US. That means it has been thoroughly tested in order for it to pass the Health Board.
This is a very safe choice if you’re looking for something that is completely paraben-free.

The best lube for sex toys

The first thing you need to consider is what your sex toy is made off. By and large, water-based lubes are compatible with all sex toys across the board.
But that doesn’t mean you’re stuck with something water-based if that doesn’t exactly float your boat.

Silicone

For silicone toys, you’re pretty much stuck with water-based lubes because silicone essentially melts under any other kind of lube.
It would not be wise to damage something you paid good money for. Just keep in mind that if it’s made of something soft or something meant to mimic real skin, always go for the water-based option.
My favorite water-based lube to use with sex toys is the Please Gel Lubricant. It’s a light gel. I usually go for that because I find that going with something thicker makes cumming a lot easier for me.
So if I’m playing with, say, a Fleshlight with an insane texture, it’s better for me to go with something with a thinner consistency so the feeling won’t get too intense.
It’s pretty long-lasting too, as far as water-based lubes go, and it will be good for about 15 minutes of pumping before you have to reapply it.

Metal

If you’re into the more kinky stuff like metal toys, you can use pretty much whatever lube you want. Honestly, metal sex toys are not as intimidating as they are cracked out to be.
We associate BDSM and all that other hardcore stuff with that, but in reality, they’re the most luxurious sex toys around and can be enjoyed by anyone even if you think your sex life is pretty vanilla by most standards.
These are great if you want something that’s versatile (can be used by a guy or girl) and has a little weight to it. They’re also the easiest to clean.
For our steel butt plugs and metal dildos, we usually use Uberlube. This is some fancy stuff, but boy, does it feel amazing. It’s silicone-based and extremely slick.
Like I said before, since it’s silicone-based, you only ever really need to apply it once.
It also comes in a super chic bottle that goes with the whole aesthetic of metal sex toys too. If it’s that kind of night, we love using this pairing.

Glass

Like metal, you can use whatever lube you want with glass. Glass sex toys are usually dildos or beads and butt plugs.
If you don’t like the idea of playing with glass (because who does?), I can assure you that the make of these things is very sturdy and you don’t have to worry about any sort of breakage.
The great thing about glass is that it’s non-porous. That means it won’t absorb anything you put on it. So you could go oil-based or even a hybrid lube.
My girlfriend’s favorite lube for her glass sex toys is the Sliquid Naturals Silver Silicone Lubricant. That’s a mouthful.
Since it’s silicone-based, it’s perfect for ass play and for massages. And because we like to live on the edge and use this in the shower, it’s not water-soluble, so it doesn’t wash off under running water.

Plastic

Plastic sex toys are usually dolls. Yes, there are some plastic portable sex toys out there, but they’re usually knockoffs of the real thing.
I advise you to steer clear away from these products because they’re not made to pass any health standards here in the States.
But if you’re playing a doll or some plastic anal beads (harder plastic is fine), I have to recommend that you stick with something water-based just in case.
I also have to say that it wouldn’t be a good idea to use any kind of hybrid lubes, soI’d take out the Please Gel for this one as well.

The best lube for travelers

If you travel a lot and your sex toys are always packed away in your suitcase, then you’re going to need lube too.
None of us would be down for carrying big bottles of lube around and you can’t have more than 3.4 ounces in your carry-on.
Thankfully, you don’t have to tolerate just the regular, run of the mill, Durex lube in a packet.
I personally use Licx Gel Lube as it comes in very convenient travel-sized sachets. It’s water-based so it sex toy compatible.
If you’re a bachelor and are looking to get some action over a weekend getaway, this is safe for condoms as well.

Last minute tips and my final word

As a general rule, when you’re looking for the right kind of lube, it’s best to avoid glycerin, propylene glycol, and chlorhexidine gluconate. I’m sorry to go scientific all of a sudden, but you’ll thank me later for knowing what you shouldn’t put on your junk.
Overall, lube is there for pleasure, but it does have the added benefit of maintaining sexual health as well. Happy humping!

Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.

5 Fox Tail Butt Plugs You Need To Try Tonight

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Already into pet play? Want to get started?

You just need to find a tail that works for you.

I have a secret: I love petplay. I love the feeling of being an adorable little kitten, or a cute fox. I love serving my master. I wake up dreaming that I have a fun, swishy tail between my legs.

I wanted to share my experience with you. After trying a BUNCH of different butt plugs, I finally found the fox tail butt plugs that suited me the best.

I wasn’t sure at first, but guess what? I ended up loving them. And guess what? Turns out there’s LOADS of people out there who’ve had great experiences with tail butt plugs.

They’re just so sexy.

My Very First Tail

When my first tail came, it was well-packaged and discreet. No one would suspect a thing.

I loved its length–not too long, not too short.

I unpacked it, and the first thing I did was wash it using warm soapy water. Then I fluffed it up with a hairdryer, just like the shop suggested.

I have to admit, I got into a petspace really quickly. I was prancing around, in fox heaven.

I can’t explain how happy it made me feel.

The tail stayed in the whole time I was dancing around, so I knew I’d chosen the right size. It was perfect, and I knew I had a new obsession.

Keep reading, because in this article I’m going to show you a thing or two about tail plugs, and give you my recommendations for the best ones on the market that you should try tonight.

What are they?

Petplay has become much more common in the world as we become more comfortable with anal sex. Tail plugs boost your pleasure, allowing you to pretend to be the animal you’ve always dreamed of being.

Also they offer you excellent anal stimulation.

So it’s two for the price of one: be a beautiful pet, and get all the sensual benefits of a butt plug. You couldn’t ask for more, really.

What Should You Look For In A Plug:

Here is what I’m looking for in an ideal fox tail butt plug. We’re going to compare my 5 favorite plugs on these criteria.

Extremely Comfortable

Once you get used to the sensations, you’ll find that the silicone or stainless steel bulb actually feels very comfortable inside you, and the fox tail on your legs is an extremely pleasant sensation.

A perfect fox tail plug should fit snugly and comfortably

Don’t be alarmed by the idea of a butt plug, as it feels much nicer than you might imagine. You could also try out a training plug and slowly work your way up to the regular size as your muscles get used to the idea of backdoor penetration.

Easy to insert

After a little practice and lots of lube, the tails become pretty  easy to insert.

At times, I would stop and adjust the fit, but it sat in my tush pretty snugly.

While the butt plugs are in, they don’t budge, they stay.

This makes me enjoy foxy sex even more!

Plus, when I waggled my little fox tail, the plug would sway, which is a lot of fun.

Easy to clean

A dream butt plugs should be easy and quick to clean.

With tail plugs, there is one thing you should avoid: getting the fur wet.

Always make sure you dry it. Use a hairdryer to get any residual water or…um…fluids off, and try to store it in dry conditions.

Your tail will thank you.

Fur Quality

The quality of the fur should be elegant and fantastic.

Whether real or fake fur, it should be beautiful fur that will take you to foxy heaven while feeling it drape over your legs.

Accurate Sizing

The butt plugs should fit as advertised. They should be neither big too big or too long.

Faux Vs Real Fur

Faux Fur

This is kind of fur that is made in a factory.

Faux fur is theoretically more ethical, as it doesn’t involve any real animals in its production.

However, The synthetics are typically made from non-renewable resources (petroleum), which is not friendly to the environment.

Its materials are created in the laboratory then turned into a garment.

One bigthing about this type of is that it doesn’t break down.

Since faux far is non-renewable, it can remain in the landfill for more than hundred years.

So it’s a tradeoff, but if you’re planning on keeping your tail for a while and don’t like the thought of harming animals, faux fur might be the one for you.

There are many faux fur tails that look almost as good as the real thing. Plus you can get colors and styles that wouldn’t be possible with real fur.

Real Fur

When it comes to real fur, you want to make sure that the company you’re sourcing from obtains their tails ethically. Many tail manufacturers use extra tails that would have been disposed of anyway, so in some ways you’re actually saving the environment as less waste is generated.

On the other hand, real animals were harmed at some point in the making of the tails, so that’s something to consider.

Ultimately, real vs faux fur is up to you!

 

Five Favorite Fox Tails

As I said earlier, I love fox play.

I’ve tried a lot of sex toys, but fox tail plugs are by far my favorite.

Well, after trying a lot, I tried to list my favorite five.

Let’s dive right in.

1) Husky Crystal Minx Faux Fur Tail Plug

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This one is a great tail that will make you go crazy.

Do you feel that real fur is a turnoff? You don’t have to worry, because this butt plug is made from beautiful synthetic fur.

The tail is crafted from high-quality faux fur, using the newest faux fur technology.

I really like this faux fur, and it’s barely noticeably different from any real fur tail. It’s SUPER high quality.

Better yet, the fur is attached to silky smooth and hand-blown glass.

The plug’s smoothness and softness make it super-easy to keep in your ass throughout your entire session.

The Borosilicate Glass the plug is made of is carefully crafted and, also properly hardened to make sure that you enjoy the maximum pleasure.

Additionally, the glass is smooth, non-toxic and phthalate free, which keeps you safe.

Its design is beautiful.

It has a tear-drop shaped bulb plus a flared base.

The bulb helps you to insert the plug and smoothly.

The flared base keeps the plug outside the body so that you can easily guide, retrieve or remove the plug if need be.

The Husky plug comes in a variety of sizes from 7 inches to 9 inches, so it’s good for all levels of anal experience.

You can choose from 11 (!!!) colors, and two styles!

Pros

1. Wide variety of colors and styles

2. Super easy to use

3. High quality glass plug

4. A+ customer service from this company – they got it to me right away!

Cons

1. It doesn’t come with a storage bag.

2. It could be a little fluffier, but I’m really nitpicking here.

Final verdict

You can’t go wrong with the Husky if you don’t like real fur.

2) Black Fox Crystal Minx Real Fox Tail Butt Plug

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Are you feeling super sexy?

If YES is your answer, then this black fox crystal tail is your ultimate ally.

Like the last tail, this plug is built from high quality Borosilicate glass.

Glass is cool to the touch, but totally suitable for temperature play, if that’s what you’re into.

Also, it’s compatible with both water and silicone based lubricants.

There’s a ton of variety available here-– six coyote and fox varieties to meet your needs.

One thing you will love about this tail is that it comes in different sizes that everyone can be comfortable. The tail’s long length is beautiful, ranging from 17 to 19 inches.

Pros

1. Body-friendly since is made from natural animals.
2. The tear-drop shaped bulb makes it easier to insert hence making it simple to use.
3. It is light and flexible.
4. Perfect for anyone due to the different sizes.

Cons

1. Made from real animals–this is either a pro or a con depending on your beliefs!
2. A hide can be seen in the bottom though that’s not a defect.
3. No storage bag.

Final verdict

This is the dream tail for anyone who’s into real fur. Get one now!

3) Frisky Fox Tail Anal Plug

If you’re looking for a long faux fur tail, you should check out this frisky tail.  It will give you goosebumps!

Again, to ensure it fits anyone, it is tapered and sized to suit both beginners and experienced users well.

It measures 4 inches’ length and 1.5 inches’ width.

This butt plug is made from TPR material – a silicone-like product that is VERY comfortable.

You can only use water-based lube with this one, though, in order to preserve it in ideal conditions.

Pros

1. High quality TPR material
2 Suitable for beginners
3. Beautiful and long!

Cons

1. Be careful of rough play – the tail might get detached
2. It is a long tail, so it’s more liable to being stepped on or damaged.

Although a bit large, Frisky Fox Tail Anal Plug is a soft and great tail that offers super fun.

It worked just as intended when getting my foxplay on.

4) 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug

This tail’s plug is tremendously smooth.

It has a beautiful blonde tail, and it’s one of the fluffiest plugs I’ve seen.

This tail is non-toxic, safe and produces no odor.

To make it safer, it’s rust proof steel, and it’s easy to clean.

The tail is made from superior real fur that is very smooth to make it more comfortable. I love this tail, and everyone I’ve spoken to about it does too.

Pros

1. It’s comfortable and light.
2. Safe with no toxic elements.
3. Easy to insert.
4. Very smooth.
5. No odor.

Cons

1. It has no storage bag.
2. The tail is close to the plug.
3. Real fur

Final verdict

If you’re after a big fluffy real tail, you really can’t go wrong with this one, and the price is right.

Check it out at:

https://buttplug.expert/product/16-blonde-white-tip-fox-tail-butt-plug/

5) EasyToys Small Aluminum Faux Fur Arctic Foxtail Butt Plug

This one is made from gold stainless steel and faux fur.

For easy insertion, it has has a tapered tip.

This butt plug is slim with flared base and long neck to ensure that it licks you nicely and comfortably. Even if you wear it for long hours (for example, during a punishment session), you are safe.

Its fluffiness (13 inches long) allows you to enjoy a salacious experience when role-playing.

If you enjoy fox play, then this is an excellent tool for you that will provide you with fetish fun.

Pros

1.Easy to insert.
2. Simple to clean
3. Very comfortable.
4. It’s safe to use.
5. The tail fur is really nice.

Cons

1. It comes with no storage bag.

Final verdict

This is an excellent product of exceptional quality at a great price.

Cleaning Your Fox Tails

Before washing a tail, you need to know if it’s real or faux fur.

For real fur butt plugs, wash them gently. Avoid dipping them fully in water.

This is because the tail will draw in water, which will make the tail heavy and consequently it will break.

Use a cold damp piece of cloth soaked in mild soap, and dab the tail gently using a small amount of water.

Set your hair-dryer to low and use it to dry the tail. Air drying may damage the fur.

For the faux fur butt plugs, you are free to dip it wholly into soapy water and then wash it gently.

After your tails have dried, irrespective of real fur or faux fur, you should brush them like your hair to fluff them up again.

Bottom line

Butt plugs are designed to be worn.

The five fox tails above can be worn running errands, doing your chores, and while having sex.

You should have enough information now to choose the tail of your dreams! Let me know how it goes 🙂

 

Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.

10 Best Pocket Pussies Of 2018 That’ll Stimulate You Like Never Before

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If you’ve ever wanted to enjoy 24X7 pleasure, on your own terms – trust me, you’re not alone.

Like you, there are hundreds and thousands of men who are looking to enjoy the kind of pleasure that’ll drive them nuts and stimulate them to the core.

And that’s exactly why a pocket pussy comes into play.

But what exactly is a pocket pussy and how does it work?

What Is A Pocket Pussy

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Well, for the uninitiated, pocket pussies are a kind of male masturbator that are modeled after real pussies.

Like real pussies, these makeshift pussies have with edges and ribs that give you the exact feel of thrusting inside a real vagina. And the best part: some of these pussies are also modeled after real porn stars.

Check out how they do it in this video (NSFW, of course):

So if you’ve ever wanted to enjoy a full hour of uninhibited sex where your spirit runs wild and your imagination runs free, these pocket pussies are exactly what you need.

But with so many of these sexy strokers on the market, how do you find the best one?

Well, that is exactly why we’ve come up with this article.

You’ll get detailed info on everything that goes into making the best pocket pussy.

You will also find detailed reviews of the best pocket pussy in the market.

So keep reading to make the best choice!

How To Choose The Best Pocket Pussy?

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Well, even before you choose the best pocket pussy, there are a couple of things that you need to consider. Whether it’s the overall feel, the appearance or every other feature- there are a lot of considerations that go into finding the perfect pocket pussy for you.

Feel

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This is probably one of the most relevant factors that go in while you’re planning to buy a pocket pussy.

Since you won’t be able to individually touch the toy before buying it, we’d recommend you to check all its features and the overall quality. In terms of material, silicone is excellent pick because of its realistic feel and soft ridges.

You can also try the other skin-like substances that the toy manufacturers have come with. But before making your pick, check the reviews and ensure that the product is truly authentic.

Appearance

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The appearance of your pocket pussy is just as important as the feel.

In certain cases, it’s even more important than an pleasing texture.

We all have our preferences, and if you’re fond of pretty pussies, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Like we already told you, some of the leading pocket pussies are modeled after the pussies of real porn stars, while the others look like high-end sex robots (more on sex robots coming soon!).

So explore your options and check the look before you buy the product–make sure you get what you’re after.

Durability

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If you like the pocket pussy you splurged on, you’ll probably want to  use it often. Remember, bad craftsmanship, shoddy materials, and dysfunctional features can ruin your pussy pleasure time. So make sure yours comes with a warranty.

This will ensure that the product is truly worth your money.

All the products we’ve listed here are guaranteed by the manufacturer and the seller, so you know you’re in good hands.

Discreet

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While secrecy isn’t that of a big deal for most guys out there, you’ll find a couple of pocket pussies that are more pussy than pocket.

So we’d suggest you to check out that department and try to get one of average size, at least. The super-small ones might not be the perfect way to pleasure yourself.

Features

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When you are buying a pocket pussy you will want one with small ridges, soft openings and every other detail that a real pussy comes with. You might also be interested in a stamina trainer, or in a specialized Fleshlight sheath for your favorite adult star.

So try getting a pussy with plenty of features because that will automatically ensure an amazing experience.

Price

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This should be the final concern when you go into splurging on an amazing male masturbator. Don’t compromise on the price, because the best products might be a little expensive. Like we always say–buy it nice, or buy it twice. You want to get the best pocket pussy you can afford.

However, even then, don’t forget to check reviews, because that alone will help you judge whether the product is trustworthy.

Keep reading to find our 10 favorite pussies of the year!

2018’s 10 Best Pocket Pussies Reviewed

If you’re wondering what the best pocket pussy looks like, here’s your answer.

In this section, you will find an entire list of the best makeshift pussies in the market.

The products listed here aren’t just realistic but they also come with every single feature you’d want in your toy.

Additionally, we’ve done detailed reviews (after extensive…uh…testing…) giving you complete insight on the features, benefits and downsides.

So keep reading to find out which pussy is worth a shot.

1. Sasha Grey Pocket Stroker

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https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/celebrity-molds/sp-sasha-grey-pocket-stroker-76777.aspx

Let’s face it – you’ve dreamt about Sasha Grey for ages and fantasized about all the naughty things that you’d do to her.

Well, now’s your chance!

The Sasha Grey Pocket stroker is modeled after the famous pornstar Sasha Grey and it is specifically designed to stimulate you, stroke you and help you masturbate like never before!

The interior is ribbed for added stimulation and the textured grip will offer just the kind of control you crave.

So whether you’re looking to have some discreet fun at home, or at road- this is one toy that’ll fit every role you want it to.

Since the pocket pussy is around 2.5 inches wide, it’ll be pretty tight when you insert your dick inside.

And there’s also a standard size of 5 inches that should work for most of you.

The product is designed in the US, and it comes with a Sil-a-Gel that renders a life-like feel to it.

And the best part is the single ended stroker that comes with an internal lining teeming with ticklers and teasers.

The grip is decent, the body is textured and the entire toy comes with every feature you always crave for in a stroker.

So if you’re looking to spice up your masturbation sessions, this is a super-sure bet!

You can’t go wrong with Sasha Grey.

I found this toy to be really good, but maybe a bit cheap feeling. I would also consider the Fleshlight sleeves, if you have a bit more of a budget.

However, you can’t beat the value, and it has Sasha’s seal of approval!

2. Belladona’s Pocket Stroker

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If you ever wondered what the best male masturbator is, here’s your answer.

Belladona’s Pocket Pussy, with its incredible features and sleek functionalities, makes it to our list of the top pocket pussies in the market.

Like the Sasha Grey toy, this one too is modelled after the leading pornstar Belladona.

In fact, Belladona herself has all kinds of great things to say about this pussy. According to her, this pussy features the exact same design as the puffy lips of her vagina.

Since they molded it right from her body, you can enjoy the exact kind of sensation you always looked forward to.

This best pocket pussy is pretty accommodating as it’ll perfectly fit in a 6 inch long shaft along with a 2.5 inches wide stroker.

The size is compact and is ideal for travel. However, the best part of the pussy is the fact that it is made from UR3 material which gives it a perfectly realistic vibe. There’s also the antibacterial sil-a-gel that’ll keep the pussy perfectly fresh and clean.

The grip is easy and the open ended design will promote quick and simple cleaning. But the best part- well, the inner walls that offer maximum pleasure through and through.

So if you’re looking forward to enjoying Belladona’s pussy, this is one product that’ll make your dreams come true!

3. FleshLight Go

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When it comes to pocket pussies, can you ever go wrong with Fleshlight? Their name is basically synonymous with “pocket pussy”!

Well, this is exactly the reason why you need to give this product a try. The Fleshlight Go features the premium Fleshlight design.

The only difference is that it comes in a slightly smaller, travel-friendly box.

Since the shape of this pocket pussy is equally compact, it’ll turn out to be an ideal product while traveling.

As you start inserting your dick, the stroker will generate a subtle sucking sensation that’ll render extra pleasure and the ridges and textured edges will be equally handy in offering you just the kind of experience you’re looking for.

We checked the product, and were pretty impressed by most of the features.

The size for instance, is ideal for most average sized men. The toy measures 3 inches wide which will offer a tighter sensation as you thrust inside, and the maximum insertable size is 7 inches which should work for most men.

The design is pretty realistic and since the toy is waterproof, cleaning it too will be easier.

The overall reviews about this pocket pussy have been pretty rave and almost everyone using it has been thoroughly satisfied. So if you’re looking to use a realistic masturbator, this is one of the best products in the market.

4. Bangin’ Betty Stroker Kit

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If you’re looking to splurge on a firm and spankable pocket pussy that features dual design, Bangin’ Betty’s Stroker Kit is definitely one of the best products on our list.

Since the toy itself features a dual entry design, you can easily choose to have vaginal or anal pleasure. The interior is textured and right after you insert your dick inside, it’ll drive you absolutely crazy!

And the best part is the maximum insertable length which is around 8.75 inches.

This means, the pocket pussy will comfortably accommodate you even if you’re relatively larger than the conventional men. The overall toy is pretty soft and durable, and its open ended design will help you clean it faster.

However, despite every other feature, one feature that specifically grabbed our attention is the making of the product.

Unlike many other pocket pussies, this one is made from soft and super durable TPE.

This doesn’t just make the product safe, but it also gives it a more realistic vibe.

The masturbator is heavy enough that you can hold it in whatever position you choose, solving a common problem for many toys.

You will also find a couple of special holes along the base for added and enhanced stimulation.

So if you’re looking to enjoy durable, long-lasting fun; this is one of the best products you can buy.

5. Zhang Xiao Yu Pocket Pussy

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Inspired by Chinese pornstar Zhang Xia, this is one of the most intense pocket pussies I’ve ever tried.

Although the cost is slightly on the higher side, the entry is tight and pleasurable.

In fact, right after you insert your dick in this toy, it’ll automatically wrap itself around, thereby offering intense sensations through and through.

This best pocket pussy comes with three erogenous zones and the canal itself is incredibly textured.

The average reviews about this toy have been pretty rave, and going by every other verdict, this seems to be a perfect toy for the ones who are just starting out.

So if you ever wanted to be inside an Asian Seductress, this is your chance!

With this sleek texture and beautiful ridges, this pocket pussy is everything you ever craved for! I would highly recommend it.

6. Thrust Pro Ultra Holly

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While there are hundreds of pocket pussies on the market, not all of them will offer a super realistic experience.

And this is exactly why you need to try the Thrust Pro Ultra Holly. When I tried it I almost forgot I was fucking a pocket pussy. The sensations are SO realistic, it’s almost uncanny.

Unlike conventional pocket pussies, this is one of the most realistic stuff you’ll ever come across. The toy itself is extremely soft with a special, dedicated area for the G-Spot. And that’s not all! The maximum insertable length is 6 inches which makes it an ideal size for most men.

The grip of the toy is pretty good and it also comes with additional ribbing.

From the time you first start using it, you’ll know that the makers tried their best to make this product as realistic as they could.

The price is pretty cheap and going by every other verdict, this one definitely seems to be worth your money! So stroke to your heart’s content and enjoy stimulating orgasms that’ll keep you satisfied to the brim.

7. Peek-A-Boo Lips Stroker

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If you crave putting your dick inside shaved women, Peek-A-Book’s Lips Stroker is the ultimate option.

This stroker features smooth and slot spreads that makes way for a tight entry.

And that’s not all!

The device comes with an open ended design that’ll not just help in cleaning, but also offer the kind of suction you get from blowjobs.

The Toy is around 3.5 inches wide and it can comfortably accommodate dicks that are 6.5 inches in length.

So all you have to do is spread the pussy naturally, and keep thrusting away.

The sensation is not just realistic, but it’ll also give you the kind of tightness you always looked forward to.

While every feature of this toy is incredibly amazing, one that specifically caught my attention is the dual-ended opening.

Since it is open in both possible ends, it will be easier for you to use it as a vagina or an ass, whatever you deem fit.

You can also try plugging it with your fingers for some added thrill.

The defining feature of this toy, however is its in-built plug that will help you generate a slight vacuum within the stroker.

This alone will give you a blow-job like feel.

So if you’re looking forward to a solid session of masturbation and foreplay, this is one product that’ll never disappoint you!

8. Vicky Quickie Pocket Stroker

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The Vickie Quickie pocket stroker totally lives up to its name in providing you just the kind of quickies you crave for once in a while. Modeled after the famous MILF star, Vicky Vette, this stroker comes with the same mature folds of your favorite pornstar.

When you first get your hands on it, you will be able to see every contour and every individual fold. Whether it’s her chubby, pink clit or her beautifully delicate labia, this pocket toy features every single detail you’d notice in your favorite pornstar.

And when you actually start thrusting inside the cougar, you will get to experience the tight folds of its subtle stroker.

We were also impressed by the sil-a-gel additive that doesn’t just keep it clean, but also offers the kind of freshness you always look forward to.

For best results, try using this best pocket pussy with some good lube that’ll make it easier for you to slide in every single time.

Since the stroker also comes with a Vicky Vette DVD, you can actually turn on your favorite porn and start thrusting inside the girl of your dreams.

The Vicky Quicky pocket stroker is one of the best ways to make your wet dreams come true. So if you’re really looking to fuck the girl of your dreams- this is one product that’ll meet and fit all your needs.

9. Thrust Pro Elite Sophia

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If you’re looking to splurge on a premium pocket pussy with a completely out of the box design, the Sophia series from Thirst Pro Elite will definitely make the cut!

The coolest part about this pocket pussy is the fact that it doesn’t just look like a real vagina, but it also feels like one.

As you start inserting your dick inside this toy, you will be welcomed with soft, subtle and stimulating sensations that’ll satisfy you to the core.

We were also particularly fond of the ribbed canals since most of the pocket pussies we tried (and we tried a LOT) didn’t have this feature.

The canals along with the sexy design make it a perfect pick for those who are just starting out.

In fact, when you see it for the first time, the toy will completely blow you away with its amazing looks.

Its resemblance with a real vagina is more than crazy and right from the time you see it, you’d want to thrust your dick inside.

The only downside to this toy is the fact that it is slightly heavier than the other pocket pussies on our list. The last time we checked it was over 4 lbs.

Although this makes it slightly difficult to carry the thing around, the toy works in your advantage when you’re thrusting it.

The heavy weight will keep it in proper position and help you enjoy the exact feel of a real vagina.

And the best part- it’s completely waterproof and easy to clean.

So if you crave realism while using these toys, this is one of the best pocket pussies in the budget.

Whether it’s the feeling, stimulation or design- this toy will manage to live up to your expectations in every single department!

10. Jessie Andrews Stroker

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Like many other pocket pussies that are modeled from your favorite pornstars, the Jessie Andrews Stroker is a similar product that is meant to amuse you, titillate you and tease you like never before.

This perfectly detailed pocket pussy captures every minute detail of Jessie Andrews, and you will love it from the first moment you try thrusting inside.

The interior of this pussy is lined with several small pleasure nubs that’ll rub and tease your sensitive head as you try plunging in and out of this nifty little toy.

And the best part- you can do everything you wanted while watching the favorite movies of Jessie Andrews. Yes! The free XXX DVD will help you with this.

Since this best pocket pussy comes with an open-ended design, you’ll be able to comfortably flush it after every single use for better cleaning. In fact, you can even try pinching the end for creating the kind of sucking sensation you’d get from a blowjob.

The exteriors of this product, is smartly designed with the kind of grip that will help you use it more comfortably. As of now, the size too seems pretty comfortable.

This realistic masturbator is two inches wide and it’ll easily accommodate 6-inch long dicks. So if you’re looking for a realistic vibe every time you thrust in, this is one of the best pocket pussies to bank on.

Final Thoughts

Well, now that you know about the best pocket pussies in the market, what are you waiting for? Explore your options and pick your favorite to enjoy the kind of stimulated masturbation you’ve always craved.

So wait no longer and choose a favorite (or two!) for a sensational time thrusting into a perfect pussy.

Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.