How To Get The Best Fleshlight Experience

How To Use A Fleshlight

In this list, we’ll cover the basics and explore some ways you possibly haven’t tried before.

Let’s get to it.

First thing’s first.

What’s a Fleshlight?

This ingenious device was specifically designed to add boosted pleasure for men’s masturbation sessions.

It’s essentially a portable pussy (or ass, or mouth) that feels incredibly realistic and sometimes even better than the real thing, depending on your chosen sleeve texture.

The case could be either clear or opaque and it comes in a number of different sizes.

The most important thing to note about this case, aside from the fact that it’s made to look like a flashlight (hence the name) for discretion, is that is has two caps.

The cap in the front uncovers the opening of the Fleshlight and the other cap can be twisted off to adjust the intensity of the suction.

With the staggering amount of sleeves to choose from, you will never have to be bored.

These sleeves pretty much dictate how good your masturbation experience is going to be.

Some are more challenging that others and fit any fetish you could be into.

As an added bonus, Interactive Life Forms, the maker of the Fleshlight, have come up with line of units modeled after your favorite porn stars and cam girls for that personal touch.

Getting started

So you’ve joined the millions of satisfied Fleshlight owners all over the world and don’t know the first thing about how to use it or maybe you’ve been using it for quite some time and have run out of ideas on how to mix things up.

Well, don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.

Let’s say you’ve just taken your Fleshlight out of its packaging.

The first thing you need to do is remove the cardboard tube wedged inside the sleeve.

Don’t get too excited and stick your junk in there right away.

That’s an accident waiting to happen.

Now, with that out of the way, let’s get into prep.

Warm up the sleeve

If you’re going for a more realistic feel, then you’re going to want to warm up your sleeve to mimic the actual body temperature.

This isn’t really necessary and you don’t have to do it if you don’t feel like it, as the Fleshlight will likely warm up on its own as you use it.

That’s just how friction works.

But if you want to feel the warmth right off the bat, there are a number of ways you can do this.

This is especially good during those cold and lonely winter months when all you want to do is down a couple glasses of bourbon and stick your penis into something warm and comforting.

Sounds like a good time.

The sleeve warmer

ILF has come up with their very own patented sleeve warmer as a Fleshlight accessory.

It is lightweight, sleek and just as portable as its counterpart.

What’s cool about it is that it can be charged via USB cable, so you can hook it up to your laptop and never have to go through the hassle of buying batteries for it.

There is not much to be said about the device itself because it’s really just rod attached to a sturdy base and it heats up. There is not much to it, but it makes a world of difference.

You just slide your sleeve down onto the rod and it shouldn’t take more than five minutes for the warmer to make it nice and comfy.

But how warm are we talking here?

It can go up to 90 to 100 degrees Fahrenheit within five minutes, just the right temperature to make it feel like it’s a body.

According to the manual, it can reach up to 135 degrees, which I’m guessing is what it would feel like to have sex with someone with someone who has a high fever.

If that’s what you’re into, then whatever floats your boat.

That’s personally a little too warm for me, but it’s all about preference here.

Don’t be alarmed.

It’s never going to feel like your penis is on fire and it’s a definitely a step up from thrusting into something cold and slick.

That sensation reminds me a little too much of my more experimental days when I would masturbate with hollowed-out fruit and tube socks.

The old-fashioned way

What ILF has always suggested even way before they came up with their warmer is that you soak the sleeve in warm water anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes.
This has always done the trick, but it can be a bit messy and it takes considerably longer.
Take note: DO NOT submerge your sleeve in boiling water or pop it in the microwave. This will most definitely damage it and that’s about 80 bucks down the drain.

Bundle of joy

This was my personal favorite before getting the sleeve warmer. I would wrap my sleeve in a blanket or towel and put it on my radiator for a few minutes.
This was great because I didn’t want it to get wet except with lube and when I’m cleaning it out with water. Just always remember to wrap it something before you do this. Putting it on a heater directly will also damage it.
If you’ve got one of those electrical warming blankets or a heating pad, those can be good too.

Lube up

This is very, very important. You never want to skip this step if you want to avoid a nasty case of chaffing. Because of the Fleshlight’s secret patented combination of rubber polymers, they advise that you should only use water-based lubes.
This is a simple enough instruction to follow, to assure that your sleeve maintains its freshness and integrity.
Again, this is all about preference. You might want to play around with different kinds of lube to get best masturbation experience. You could experiment with thin, thick, warming or cooling lubricants.
I personally like to switch it up from time to time because I don’t want the same experience every single time I pleasure myself.
It also adds to the realism bit because I noticed that girls don’t exactly get wet the same way.
This is just a step that you should never be skipped because it protects your junk, so you can be sure that you won’t feel any kind of pain, discomfort or, worse, infections.

What’s your style?

Here is where we can get creative. Men have always been imaginative when it comes to their masturbation techniques from humping sculptures to couch cushions. That certainly doesn’t end with the Fleshlight.
Here is where you can experiment with different positions and play out your favorite fantasies. If you can picture it, you can most likely do it.

Going old school

The fleshlight is meant as a masturbation aid, so of course the mind automatically goes to just using it with your hand.
Even though this is the most rudimentary way of using it, this is always going to better than just jacking it with your bare hand.
Just find the most comfortable position, maybe even put on right porn clip and you’re good to go.
You can do this on your back or hold it firmly in front of you so you can slide yourself in. This is great if you want to have full control of how it’s angled.
If you have a willing wife or girlfriend, it’s even better if someone else does this for you.

A trick up your sleeve

If the previous method has gotten old for you, one way to step it up is by losing the case and playing with just the sleeve.
You will lose the suction feature because it’s the case that does that, but you’ll be able to adjust the pressure manually by squeezing your sleeve in the right spots.
If you want to get the most out of your chosen texture, it’s good to explore it this way.
Now, ILF came up with their own “renewing powder,” which is actually just pure cornstarch. It’s recommended that you powder your sleeve every once in a while to maintain the softness and silky texture it had right out of the box.
The reason I bring this up is because it’s advisable to dust your sleeve slightly before you use it to avoid slippage.
If you’re average sized or maybe even a little smaller, then you won’t get the full use of out the diverse range of textures ILF has come up with.
Sometimes, they reserve the really intense configurations for the more endowed and put these crazy textures right at the very end of the sleeve, which you’re not going to get to reach if you’re under 7 inches.
Well, this is perfect workaround to that. Simply enter your sleeve from the other end to get in on the action. You could switch up with textures for a more varied experience.

If you like to watch

ILF released the LaunchPAD and it delighted users everywhere because it took into account the obvious: if you’re using the Fleshlight, then you’re most likely watching porn.
It’s a rubber case that fits a 3rd or 4th generation iPad with Velcro straps at the base to fasten and secure your Fleshlight. Since it’s made of rubber, it’s very easy to grip.
This is perfect for POV videos because this will better immerse you in the fantasy.

If you’re in a long distance relationship

One of the major drawbacks of, say, being halfway across the world from your loved one is that you’re not going to get any action.
But with the recent innovations, cybersex has become a thing that a lot of couples resort to in order to maintain their intimacy.
The LaunchPAD will work for some good old fashioned Skype sex, but if you want to take it to the next level, Kiiroo has partnered with Fleshlight to create the Onyx and the Pearl.
All you need is a reliable internet connection and you can sync these two devices up to provide real time stimulation for both parties.
The amazing part about this setup is that anything one of you does, the other can feel. So if she takes in the Pearl in her pussy, your Onyx will tighten.
This is undeniably better than just having phone sex and playing with yourself with. Knowing that it’s a shared experienced helps to reestablish the connection with your special someone.

If you want to go hands-free

Sometimes, in order to really get into the fantasy, you have to “forget” that you’re jerking yourself off.
The same concept applies to watching movies. You know that what you’re watching is made up, but your brain automatically suspends your belief. This way, you’ll be able to relate to the characters and be interested in the plot as if it was real.
Something like this can be achieved if you take your hands out of the equation. Here are some ways you can have a totally hands-free experience.
These are great ways to practice if you want to incorporate your Fleshlight into your sex life with a partner because it frees up your hands to do other naughty things.

On a mission mount by Liberator

I know it’s intimidating to get a piece of furniture that is specifically designed for masturbation, but you have the cash to spare, this is a great addition to any bedroom.
It’s pretty sizable, but it’s very light as it’s made with very firm foam. The one end is slanted and there is a hole. This is where your Fleshlight is meant to go into. It fits very snugly in there and you don’t have to worry about it falling out.
Actually, it takes some force to get it in there.
The angle pretty much makes it feel like you’re having sex in the missionary position. The good thing about this mount is that it’s extremely comfortable. You can rest your elbows in the front and pump away.
To use it, all you have to do is position yourself on top of the mount. Its width is only 9 inches, so it should fit nicely between your legs.
Of course at this point, it should be all lubed up. You should be able to easily slide yourself in.
Now, you can imagine yourself in all sorts of scenarios. You could use a mouth orifice paired with a texture that’s meant to simulate a blowjob and pretend that you’re going to town on someone’s face.
If you get bored with this, you can prop it on its side, spoon it and enter from the side.
Because it’s made of faux leather, cleanup is a breeze. All you need is some all-purpose surface cleaner and a cloth to take care of your messes.
But perhaps the best thing about having one of these is that you can play out that threesome you’ve always wanted.
This only goes to show that using a Fleshlight could not only be a solo activity, but it could spice things up with a willing partner.

The shower mount

This mount will stick onto any smooth surface, preferably tiles. That’s why they marketed this for some shower fun. You can also even mount this on glass if you want to stick it onto your shower door.
It’s easy to adjust the angle, so you can get in any safe and comfortable position that you’d like.
Just like with regular shower sex, it can be quite the balancing act. You have to careful not to slip, so non-slip mats and grips will help a lot.
The most important thing to remember when using your Fleshlight in the shower, make sure you still use water-based lube.
The SuperSkin (the amazing material the Fleshlight sleeves are made of) don’t do well with anything else.
I realize that since you’re going to be in a wet environment, you’d think oil would be the perfect lubrication, but this is really not a good idea. It will ruin your sleeve.
DO NOT use soap. Your penis will not be happy about it either.
So stick to something water-based even though you’ll probably have to use a lot of it.

The Launch

This is another collaboration with Kiiroo and probably my favorite Fleshlight accessory. You would think that this one is for the lazy, but it requires quite a bit of prep.
First, you have to make sure that the device is fully charged and you might want to have a lineup of raunchy videos on Pornhub ready.
Setting up the device itself is pretty simple. Just attach your Fleshlight by doing a twisting clockwise motion and wait until you hear a nice little click. That means you’re good to go.
Lube it up and slide on in. Here is the fun part. With the Launch, there are two modes: manual and interactive.
If you want to have full control, then go the manual route. This allows you to set how fast and how long the strokes are. The controls are intuitive and makes for a very relaxed experience.
I have got to tell you that this thing is a beast. Because it’s a machine, it’ll never tire (that is, until its battery runs out).
The interactive mode, on the other hand, takes the porn-watching experience to the next level. Pornhub collated their own special content specifically for this device, so you won’t have to worry about running out of new material.
What’s cool about this is that the movement of the Launch is synced very accurately with these videos. Whatever is happening in the video, you will feel in real life perfectly timed along with it.
Taking it a step further, this device is also VR ready. I don’t know about you, but when I first heard about this device, I thought we’d arrived in the future.

Use things you have in the house

It doesn’t matter if you can’t afford these Fleshlights accessories just yet. You can use things that are already lying around in your home.

Another use for your bed

This is one of the sturdier options. All you have to do is lift your mattress up slightly and wedge your Fleshlight in between that and the box spring or mattress base.
Kneel in front of your bed and thrust in and out to your heart’s content.
This is perfect for replicating doggy-style sex. And since your bed is a heavy piece of furniture, you don’t have to worry about your Fleshlight going askew. You can plow the living daylight out it and it will stay put.
Another great thing about this method is that you can put your laptop, tablet, magazine or whatever it is you’re into right in front of you for easy access.

The pillow, towel and couch cushion method

An even simpler way to use your Fleshlight is to just stick it in between two pillows and fasten them together with a belt to secure your setup. This is great if you want to try all sorts of positions, particularly the cowgirl. Just hug the pillows while on your back and thrust upwards.
You can also wrap a bath towel around it for some height (the angle is way too low if you’re just going to set it on the bed). This doesn’t take any time at all.
This one is a classic: stick it in between couch cushions. That is if you have the luxury of being able to masturbate in your living room without having to worry if someone is going to walk in on you.

On your desk

The only thing you will need for this is some heavy duty duct tape. Just secure your Fleshlight in place and be careful not to get cum on your keyboard.
The advantage to this is that your computer is probably on your desk, right? You can watch your favorite NSFW videos as you use it.
If you think this is lame and you’re pretty handy anyway, take a trip to the hardware store or look around on Amazon and buy a durable clamp. After this, you can pretty much clamp it onto anything else.

Take your penis for a walk

This is as straightforward as it can get. Just grab any shoe, unlace it and shove your Fleshlight in there. Tighten the laces to secure it place, lube up, and you’re good to go.
Since the shoe is planted on the floor, this can take a lot of thrusting. As far as angles go, this is what feels most like having sex in the missionary position.
Honestly, this can be quite the workout, but I’m sure we can all agree that the payoff is worth it.

Get someone else to do it for you

If you can’t be bothered to do it yourself and if you’re lucky enough to have a willing partner, then get him/her to do it for you.
When most people think about the Fleshlight, they automatically think that it’s a solo activity. The truth is, this is just another one of those sex toys that you can bring into your bedroom to spice up your sex life with a partner.
Trust me, your partner will appreciate it because he/she will feel included in your fantasy.
This might just seem like an excuse to lay back and watch, but experimenting in the bedroom reinforces intimacy and brings the two (or more) of you closer.
This is also a chance to safely play out your ménage à trois fantasies. The portable pussy is a lot less threatening than an actual person.
If you don’t have anyone special in your life just yet, you could line up different Fleshlights, perhaps the pussy, ass and mouth options, and imagine the dream threesome you’ve had since you were 17.

Not for the faint-hearted

It sucks when you build up the tolerance for something as pleasurable as an orgasm, but the danger is real and it happens to the best of us.
You can easily retrain yourself and hold off on the masturbation for a while. The concept is very similar to intermittent fasting.
But if you absolutely have to come as frequently as you do now to de-stress or for whatever reason, these are the options for you.

The super sucker

If you’re all about suction, then this technique is perfect for you. Lose the case and get a mason jar. You want something big enough to house your sleeve, so it’s most ideal to use a 2-pint jar.
It’s crucial that you use glass, but just be extra careful. Glass shards and your penis are not a good mix and could lead to a disaster.
Now, the setup. It’s pretty straightforward. Just put the sleeve in the mason jar as if you were using the normal Fleshlight case.
Find a stiff straw and wedge it in between the rim of the jar and the Fleshlight orifice.
You can then lube it up and put your penis in. It’s important that you first penetration is done slowly. Once you’re all the way in, carefully slide the straw out. This creates pressure inside the jar.
Technique is key here. If you want something that will suck the living daylight out of you, just pull out as far as you can. This creates a vacuum.
If it ever gets too intense, just wiggle your finger where the straw used to be to introduce some air inside.

Good vibrations

ILF released their own vibrating option for those who need that extra stimulation. So if you’re all about sticking to the Fleshlight brand, the Vibro is a cool thing to get.
Out of the box, you are given three vibrating battery operated pellets that you can slip into the sleeve, which create a wonderful vibration that will blow your mind.
Pair it with a challenging sleeve and you might not ever want to leave your bedroom.
If you want to go off-brand, these “bullet” vibrators are available pretty much anywhere. You can just scour Amazon and find the right size and intensity. This will definitely save you a couple of dollars too.
The outside of the sleeve have long ridges. All you have to do is line up the bullets in between these flaps.
You can choose how many bullets you want to put in there depending on how intense you want the vibration to be.
There is a good solution if you think you’re desensitized to a normal Fleshlight and need that extra zing in order to cum.

Conclusion

These are just some of the more popular ways to use your Fleshlight. But remember, the only limit is your imagination.
It’s not a surprise that masturbation continues to be a way for men to exercise their creativity. Just stay safe, stay clean, and have fun!

Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.

How To Make Your Own Pocket Pussy

An Arts and Crafts Project You Won’t Want To Throw Away

There are so many products out there that are marketed as “Pocket Pussies.”

From the famed Fleshlight to the lesser known fake asses by Cyberskin, these could cost you a pretty penny.

Don’t you worry.

Times are hard and even though you don’t even have the 20 bucks to spare, there are things that are probably lying around in your house that you could use to fashion your very own fake pussy.

Guys have always been known to let their creativity fly when it comes to masturbation.

We take it very seriously, after all.

Why even make a pocket pussy?

Obviously, in order to enhance the masturbation experience, you want something that simulates how the real thing feels.

And you want this thing to be portable and easy to hide because you wouldn’t want your kinks on display for your mom or your girlfriend to see.

Overall, it just makes for a more enjoyable time than just using your hand to jack off.

I don’t know if it’s just my age or I do it way too often, but I’ve since lost my liking for masturbating the old fashioned way.

I guess once you’ve experienced something better, it’s hard to justify why you ever want to go back to the most natural way of doing it.

That being said, sometimes a pocket pussy could be a wildly different experience from fucking an actual vagina.

You could experiment with different textures and levels of suction that no pussy, mouth or ass could ever replicate.

This is not say that this is always going to be better than having sex with a person.

That reaches levels that you can’t achieve on your own.

Nothing will ever replace the connection and the intimacy you can have with your partner.

But as far going solo goes, it’s very possible to up your game and break up with your hand once and for all (because, honestly, it’s getting a little weird).

You can find out what texture works best for you.

I also think that it’s important to note that having a pocket pussy has other benefits besides the pleasure that you get from it.

Improve Your Stamina

The most practical one has got to be that it can improve your stamina.

Since it feels exponentially better than just using your hand, it can be very challenging to some guys who don’t last long in bed.

I don’t know about you, but I consider it a failure if my girl isn’t fully satisfied after we fool around.

It breaks my heart little, seeing that look of disappointment on her face when I just blew a few pumps a little too soon.
This is a great remedy for that.

With a pocket pussy, you can settle down, relax, and take your time.

Like Going To The Gym, But For Your Cock

The concept is very similar to working out.

The more you exercise a muscle, the more sets of reps you can do.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out.

Just keep going at it until you feel like you’re going to cum, hold off on it, take a break for a few moments, and keep going.

This is why using a pocket pussy isn’t exactly the most self-serving thing you can do.

You can tell your girlfriend that if she ever sees it on your bed side table.

I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t be ticked off for that reason.

She might even thank you for it.

If you don’t have anyone special in your life just yet, having a couple of pocket pussies can help enhance your fantasies.

Fancy having an imaginary ménage à trois? Make three pocket pussies.

Honestly, this just adds another dimension to your whole masturbation experience.

Bring Your Fantasies To Life

Are you into POV porn? This is a way to step that up.

I don’t know about you, but I personally find that it takes away from the fantasy when I just use my hand.

It’s helpful to have a hands-free experience, and we’ll get to that later in this list.

If you do have a partner, this is just another one those things you can bring into the bedroom.

Sex toys aren’t just made for solo play, you can also incorporate them into your sex life.

Another orifice can’t hurt or you maybe you guys just want to play around without having vaginal or anal sex.

Whatever the reason may be, this is the perfect tool to use when things are getting a little stale under the sheets.

Initial instructions

Hold your horses.

Before we get into making you a pocket pussy (or a couple), we have to get prep out of the way.

Lube up

Naturally, your pocket pussy will not be able to get wet just like a real vagina would.

I can’t stress this enough. You need to use some kind of lubrication.

First of all, it makes the whole experience feel good. That’s the obvious bit.

But not only will this easily let you slip your junk in and out of your pocket pussy, it will make a world of difference when it comes to safety.

By using lube, you don’t have to worry about the effects of too much friction.

The skin of your penis is very delicate.

You don’t want to get any scrapes or cuts down there.

That’s the easiest way to get an infection, burns and rashes.

Warm it up

If you’re going for something more on the realistic side, then it’s best to heat things up.

Thrusting yourself into something cold and slimy is going to be weird. No one’s going to enjoy feeling like that.

There are many ways you can warm up your pocket pussies, and here they are.

  1. You might not even have to warm up the thing itself, you could just use a warming lube.
  2. Wrap it in an electric warming blanket.
  3. Wrap it in a towel that has been soaked in hot water or if water won’t compromise the build of your pocket pussy (it doesn’t have tape or glue), take it to your tub with you as you enjoy a warm bath.
  4.  You can microwave your pocket pussy, but make sure you follow the simple microwave rules. No metals and nothing very wet. How the microwave works is that it heats up liquid molecules. That’s why microwaving something very dry, like a chip, won’t heat it up as much as something more dense.
  5. Leave it beside a window where it get direct sunlight, right next to your boiler or on top a heater.

Now that’s out of the way, let’s get into some ways you can construct your own pocket pussy and start having some fun.

Veg out

This is old school.

Guys have been sticking it into fruits and vegetables for centuries, even cooked food, for that matter.

Remember that classic scene from American Pie?

Well, this is a very simple option and it doesn’t take much materials at all.

Stuff you need:

1. A long vegetable that your penis will fit into like a zucchini, eggplant or cucumber. Anything will do as long as it’s straight.

2. A condom

3. A couple of rubber bands

4. A roll of duct tape

5. A sharp knife

Right. Got everything you need?

First, cut the end of your vegetable.

This is where you’re going to insert your penis.

Next, cut it in half, lengthwise.

Remove the seeds.

You’re essentially making a case for your penis.

Don’t forget to leave some flesh so it’s not all skin.

You don’t want the vegetable to lose its sturdiness.

Now, wear your condom and put your penis on one of the halves of the vegetable.

Make sure it fits snugly in there.

Make some adjustments if needed.
If you’re happy with the fit, close her on up and put the other half on top.

Your penis should be enclosed by both sides now.
Next, use the rubber bands to create some tension.

When it’s tight enough to your liking, set it by wrapping the whole thing in duct tape.

Slide yourself out, making sure that you’re holding the rim of the condom so you won’t lose it inside.

Fold it over the opening and fasten it with more tape or rubber bands.
Then you’re good to go.

Pour some lube in there and slide your penis in.

Shiver me Pringles

This is my favorite and you’ll like this one if you’re on the longer side.

And if you ask me, this takes recycling to a whole other level.

You’ll never look at a can of Pringles the same way again.

Stuff you need:
1. An empty tube of Pringles
2. Two sponges (the kind that doesn’t have the scouring pad)
3. A roll of duct tape
4. A medium to large latex glove
5. A sharp knife

Ready?

First, take off the lid.

Easy as pie.

Next, put one sponge on flat surface, place the glove on top of that, and put the other sponge on top.

You should have a glove sandwich by now.

After that, pull the opening where you hand is supposed to go so that it hangs off in between the sponges.

Shove the whole thing inside the Pringles tube.

Make sure that are no gaps and the sponges fill the whole opening out.

Next, take the cuff of the glove and spread it apart.

Carefully pull it back over the opening of the Pringles tube.

You want to make sure that everything is covered at this point.

You won’t be able to see the sponge anymore if you’ve done it correctly.

All you’ll see is a tight slit where the two sponges meet.

For some weight, you can fill the can with some rice or beans before you do all this.

That is if you want something with a little heft to it.

The Towel Method

This is perfect if you’re new to this and you don’t have a ton of materials available or the time to spare.

Stuff you need:
1. A hand towel
2. A medium to large latex glove
3. A belt or rubber bands

Pretty simple, right?

The first thing you need to do is fold the towel two times.

Rest the glove on top of the towel with the opening hanging off to the side.

This is important.

You don’t want to lose the cuff in there.

Now, roll it around the glove very carefully.

Make sure it’s nice and tight, so it will feel like you’re actually fucking something when it’s done.

When you’ve got the tightness that you want down, fasten it with a belt or some rubber bands to keep it from unfolding.

Add more rubber bands if you want it to be even tighter.

Peel back the cuff of the glove back so that it hides the edge of the towel.

And you’re done.

Lube it up and go to town.

Silicone Pocket Pussy

This is for the guys who are little handier, have the patience to wait, and looking to make something less disposable.
Stuff you need:
1. A candle that is bigger than your penis in both length and girth
2. A marker
3. A sharp knife
4. Silicone sealant (You can find this in any hardware store and it’s very cheap. Cheaper than a Fleshlight, that’s for sure.)

First, put your penis against the candle and draw around it with the marker.

Done? Put your penis away.

Next, draw inside the shape and trace one that is 25% smaller than your actual penis.

Now, here comes the precarious part.

Carve off the excess wax.

Start off by cutting lengthwise until you get a nice rectangular block.

What you’re making is a slightly smaller replica or your penis, so smooth it out and make it as penis-like as possible.

You want it a little smaller to get that tightness.
When you’re happy with the “dildo,” it’s time to coat it with the silicone sealant.

You want it to be a little thick, so go for about half an inch.

Then all you have to do is wait a couple of weeks (yes, weeks. I told you that you’d need patience for this!) until the silicone is completely set.

Slide out the candle and you’re done.

If it yields a product that you’re happy with, you might want to keep the candle so you can reuse it for another pocket pussy.

If not, then chuck it and try your hand at it again.

This might need some trial and error if you’re not that skilled.

Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.

The Ultimate Fleshlight Guide [UPDATED NOV 2018]

Ultimate Fleshlight Guide: Exploring the Ins and Outs (Pun Intended) of the Famed Pocket Pussy

Introduction

The Fleshlight is one of man’s more ingenious inventions since the wheel. It seriously boggles my mind why it took so long, considering that we’ve been pretty much sticking it in anything from couch cushions to hollowed-out fruit.

If you’ve been living under a rock or having a very faithful love affair with good old righty (or lefty) and have no clue what I’m talking about, let me fill you in on what should be in your bedside drawer.

What Is A Fleshlight?

The fleshlight looks what it sounds like – a flashlight. It was designed by a guy named Steve Shubin, but honestly, it sure sounds like a bunch of dudes came up with this idea during an epic weed sesh. This man deserves a medal.

It looks innocent enough and wouldn’t warrant a second glance, so any wives or moms snooping around wouldn’t even have a clue.

The Fleshlight is as simple as it can get. It’s still pretty analog, but boy does it feel so much better than just jerking off with your hand.

It’s an encased sleeve with caps you twist off from both ends. The wider end reveals the opening where you put your wang into and the other end adjusts the suction. This is pretty great if you’re looking to up your stamina.

I mean, let’s face it. Some dudes last longer than others and it’s really all about preference here.

Special Sleeve

The manufacturer won’t really disclose what the sleeve is made of because it’s patented. They call it the Superskin (and I must say it’s aptly named), which they say is a special blend of rubber polymers and mineral oil for that more realistic feel.

It’s non-toxic and doesn’t have that weird chemical smell so it doesn’t really take you away from the fantasy if you can get over the fact that you’re banging a portable pussy.

Knockoffs are usually made of medical-grade silicone or latex, which can be a hit or miss because some of them can be too hard and can smell a little weird.

You’d know about it if you dabbled in those blow up dolls that were all the rage in the ‘80s. It feels exactly how you would imagine it – like fucking an inflatable pool.

Have It Your Way

There are also many different kinds of configurations for the sleeve. You can buy these separately, so you don’t have to have a suspicious number of “flashlights” lying around, looking like you’ve got the whole town covered for the next blackout.

These configurations have quirky, clever names like the Texas Tornado or the Bump N Grind. You can also customize your sleeve however way you want, but they’re all made of the same soft, lifelike material.

And the folks over Interactive Life Forms don’t discriminate. Your little buddy could be any size and it would fit perfectly into any sleeve. You can’t say that about all women, if you know what I mean.

If you’ve never heard about this, I don’t where you’ve been. The Fleshlight pretty much took the States by storm when it was first released in the late ‘90s.

Men had a more sophisticated option other than jacking it with their hand with the introduction of this nifty invention. I don’t know why they didn’t come out with sooner. Maybe the technology just wasn’t there.

But it had to be done and I think all the guys are happier for it.

But why even get a Fleshlight?

So you fancy yourself a creative masturbator and don’t think you need this in your life? Who knows? That may very well be the case.

But nothing feels as good as something that was specifically designed to give you pleasure. They had meetings about this stuff. Experiments were done. Do you seriously think that this is just going to be as good as humping your mattress? Think again.

Here are some of the reasons why the Fleshlight is the greatest. I honestly can’t contain my excitement about this.

You get what you want every single time

The first thing that ought to mention is that you have three choices right off the bat. You can get the vaginal, anal or oral versions. Hell, get all three.

So whatever it is your “thing” might be, there is something for you.

Granted, these orifices don’t look like the real thing. They didn’t exactly make it look realistic and, honestly, I think most guys would prefer it that way.

It’s a little creepy to have a portable severed realistic-looking vagina in your room. They really weren’t going for a visual experience and that’s fine.

The fun part is still up to your imagination or you could just go on good old reliable PornHub.

However, f you’re a real stickler for realism, then I’m happy to tell you that they’ve come up with a series of Fleshlights that are modeled after your favorite porn stars and cam girls.

They made a mold out of the girls’ parts and made the openings of their corresponding Fleshlight model look freakishly the same down to the last little flap or crevice.

So if you’ve wondered what a night (or several nights, for that matter) with Stoya or Tori Black would feel like, then this is just about as close as you can get to the real thing.

And since I’m guessing that no one is going to be involved in your masturbation sessions other than yourself, you can use jack it pretty much any time you want. No one is going to say no.

It’s guaranteed to be safe

The Fleshlight is pretty big, notable brand now. That means a lot of people (including myself) swear by their products and the company takes people’s safety very seriously. Of course, no one wants a lawsuit filed against them.

By going the classic route and getting the OG instead of the cheaper knockoffs, you will be assured that you are getting the best quality materials that feel the best, are very safe for your skin and are easy to clean.

You don’t want to stick your thing into anything cheap and poorly made.

Since this is a widely known commercial product, it has undergone and passed many different standardized tests to make sure no one wakes up with a strange rash.

It’s your little secret

It’s pretty obvious that since they made this thing as innocent-looking as possible, discreteness was one of their main concerns.

You don’t have to worry about being shipped a human-shaped package either. I’m sure you don’t want the UPS guy to know how kinky you are.

This also won’t show up on your credit card bill as a blaring sex toy purchase. They’ve got you covered. It will be all in a hush-hush and you definitely won’t get flack for this.

It’ll help if things are getting stale

Even though when we think Fleshlight, we automatically think solo, this doesn’t mean that you can’t bring this toy into the bedroom to spice things up with your partner.

Using sex toys with a partner and keeping things exciting by playing and discovering each other’s kinks and hidden pleasure spots would strengthen any relationship.

So you could make the argument that this isn’t such a selfish purchase.

Ladies, if you’re hesitant about getting your man a Fleshlight or just letting him get one for himself, I can assure you that this is no substitute for the real thing. Nothing really beats the sensation of being with an actual person, so you should never be threatened by an object.

But with that said, it’s still pretty fun. Believe me, he’ll get a kick out of it if you participate. This will reassure him and make him feel that it’s safe to share his desires with you.

A lot of focus is given to the woman’s orgasm because it’s harder to achieve. So if you’ve got a good guy on your arm, you probably get all the attention and all the cool new toys.

Adding a Fleshlight to the mix will let him know that his pleasure is important too.

Improving your stamina

Clearly, using a Fleshlight is nothing like doing it with another person apart from the sensation. You could go at any pace you want. You can adjust the suction however way you want.

What I’m getting at is, this is all about your pleasure. There is nothing and no one else to consider.

You can take your own sweet time and train yourself to last longer. The fleshlight feels so good, you would want to prolong using it as much as possible.

Now, if you trouble with premature ejaculation, this is a good way to practice. If you’re good in bed, it’s always still good for edging. You won’t believe how intense your orgasms can get when using this product.

Either way, it’s always good to up your endurance.

How do you use a Fleshlight?

Getting warmer? The truth is, your imagination is the limit. If you can picture it, you can do it. But here are some of the more popular and basic techniques on how guys use the Fleshlight.

Make it wet

To simulate real sex as much as possible, you want to be all lubed up before you penetrate the sleeve. Chaffing in any sort of scenario is never a good feeling.

The unit comes with a couple of packets of sample lubes that they offer. Some of these have a warming or cooling effect. You’ll be able to try them out to see what you prefer.

Put some on your junk and inside the sleeve as well. You could tease yourself by rubbing the tip of your penis against the opening. Once you get hard, you’ll be able to slide right in easily.

Warm it up

Some guys like to heat up their sleeve before going to town on it. I personally like to do this because it adds to the fantasy.

The sleeve pretty much warms up on its own as you keep thrusting into it. That’s just how friction works. But if you want it warm right away, there is a fairly simple solution to that.

Just dip the sleeve in warm water for 2-5 minutes and it’s good to go. If you’re a fancy lad and have the cash to spare, ILF offers a sleeve warmer. This is way faster than the warm water method and you can charge it via USB cable.

This is also guaranteed to not damage your Fleshlight at all. It looks pretty sleek and is a great accessory to have.

Another interesting way I’ve found is wrapping the sleeve in a towel and putting it on my radiator. This will take a bit more time, but it gets the job done. Just make sure you wrap it in a towel first and don’t put it directly on there.

And never, never get any clever ideas about putting it in a microwave.

Positioning is key

Back to basics

The simplest way to use a Fleshlight is exactly the same way you usually jack off. Only this time, you’ll be using the sleeve.

You could be on your back or sitting down, whatever works for you. Then slide it up and down your shaft as you normally would.

Get creative

This is my personal favorite. I usually wedge my Fleshlight in between my mattress and the base of the bed. I kneel down in front of it and thrust away. This very much feels like you’re doing it doggy-style.

This way, it feels more like a simulation of the act itself and it doesn’t seem like I’m just masturbating.

You could also stick in between couch cushions, some pillows or even a sneaker. Get on top of it and pleasure yourself missionary style.

If you want something more legit and don’t have to explain to anyone why you have sex furniture, there is a mount that is specially made for the Fleshlight for the best hands-free experience made by Liberator.

It fits perfectly between your legs and once you’ve inserted yourself in, you can rest your elbows on the front and thrust away.

If this gets boring, you could spoon it and slide yourself in from the side.

It’s lightweight and covered with pleather, so that means it’s easy to clean up and it’s not a pain to move it to any room you want.

And since it’s hands-free, your hands and mouth are free if you are going to want to pleasure someone else while you’re pleasuring yourself. This is great for playing out a threesome fantasy with a partner.

Another option is to get a suction cup for the base of the Fleshlight. You could stick it on a smooth surface like glass or tiles and play with it while you’re in the shower.

There is also something called the Launchpad, which is essentially a base for your iPad and Fleshlight. It’s made of rubber so it’s easy to grip.

This is perfect if you’re watching POV videos for the extra realism or you’re just having good old fashioned Skype sex.

Some dudes take it to the next level by treating it as an attachment. I really get a kick out of seeing these guys’ subtle innovations

There are automatic milking machines that pump for you that could make it seem like you’re getting a blowjob or being ridden.

You could also make it so it’s spinning as you thrust in and out of it. Like I said before, if you can think it, you can make it happen.

So which one should I get?

Do you feel like you’re sold on this yet? Well, selecting your Fleshlight is a little more complicated that coming up with your coffee order.

However, it’s much more fun and a lot more rewarding.

First thing’s first, you have got to ask yourself a couple of simple questions.

What’s your size?

Knowing (and admitting) the size of your penis is very important when it comes to selecting sleeves. It’s also worth nothing whether your circumcised or not.

There would be no point in choosing a sleeve that varies all the way through if you’re not going to be able to reach it anyway.

Also, knowing your girth can save you a lot of discomfort. You don’t want anything too tight because some men report to have bruising after having tried sticking it in a Fleshlight that’s not the right size.

What do you like?

You could be a pussy, mouth or ass man. There are available options for all three. It doesn’t matter much because this doesn’t affect the build of the insert. You can definitely mix and match.

But it helps to keep the fantasy alive by pairing the outer part of the orifice with a sleeve that simulates that particular orifice.

Maybe you’d like lips for the added stimulation and a sleeve that mimics the throat texture.

How long do you last and would you like to improve?

I’m going to be real with you and confess that I struggled with premature ejaculation. After about ten pumps, I already feel like I’m going to blow.

But after using the Fleshlight for quite a while now, my stamina has improved significantly.

I’ve tried textures that are crazier than the usual ridges in an actual vaginal canal and have slowly but surely trained myself to last longer.

Honestly, the concept I’ve applied here is very similar to the one I apply when working out. After some time, you’ll find it easy to do multiple sets with a pair of weights. This is how you know you’re ready for some heavier ones.

Similarly, when I feel that a relatively simpler texture is getting easy for me, I just replace it with a different one that’s tighter, has more bumps and ridges.

It’s a challenge I never get tired of overcoming and my girlfriend has definitely benefited from this too.

Do you have any geeky fetishes or have a thing for a popular porn star?

Again, this all boils down to preference. It’s a nice extra bonus to be able to pick the opening of your Fleshlight, if you ask me.

This adds to its overall visual appeal. If you’ve ever had a fantasy with alien interspecies sex, there is a blue skin that is available. Star Wars fans rejoice. Now, you can bang the hot Twi’lek of your dreams.

They really considered what everyone might like. If you’re into more futuristic stuff, you could go for the cyborg pussy.

Fancy getting a blowjob from a vampire? There is a vampire mouth option available complete with fangs (they won’t hurt).

If that isn’t really your thing, you could choose from a number of porn stars from their Girls line. These Fleshlights are molded out of their orifices with their signature on the side for a more personal touch.

Choosing the right texture

Okay, you’re ready to join the more satisfied population of men on the planet. Good on you. I’ve done my research (as far as jobs go, mine rules) and I’ll give you the lowdown on all the textures available right now.

For the rookie

You don’t want to get too carried away and overreach when it comes to your first Fleshlight. You can just breeze through your Fleshlight journey. You want to enjoy it.

So it’s best to start off with something milder and more similar to the real thing. You can then level up from there once you get used to the feeling.

If you have more or less the average sized penis, here are the best choices for you.

The Mini Lotus

The mini lotus in uncomplicated and feels very much like the actual thing. This is a great beginner model because it’s the easiest feeling to get used to.

This is also the perfect choice if you’re a bit on the shorter side. There are four notches that are very close to the opening that feel incredibly lifelike.

The Kendra Sutherland Angel

You might be familiar with the hot, young, blonde bombshell, Kendra Sutherland. This is modeled after her pussy.

The sleeve, however, is a different story. I don’t know any woman who is built like that.

It might look a little crazy with all its different textures, but it really surprised me how realistic this one feels.

You’ll definitely feel the variety of ridges and twisted ribs in there, but it’s far from overwhelming and won’t make you cum as fast as you think.

The Teagan Presley Bulletproof

This sleeve looks innocuous enough, but it certainly doesn’t feel boring if you try it out. In my opinion, this simulates anal sex the best.

The Vortex

The name seems like it would be a challenge and looking at it doesn’t really scream “gentle,” but you’d be surprised.

This is very cleverly designed as it simulates being massaged in a twisting motion. Think very enthusiastic hand job, but with the softest hands ever.

For the purists

Maybe you’re a no-frills kind of guy and don’t want anything fancy or complicated. I certainly thought like this when I was just first starting out. Why complicate something as simple as masturbation?

I’ve long changed by mind since then, but it’s good to get back to the basic and see how ILF earned their fans from all over the world.

The Classic

While the more experienced users would probably say that this is the most lackluster out of all the products they offer, I think it’s worth knowing what the original feels like.

This is the one that created all the buzz in the first place.

It will get the job done and if you’re the type of guy who gets a little too excited just looking at the more complicated textures, this is the one you should get first.

FleshSkins

This one doesn’t come with a case and your hand will still be in control of the tightness when jacking off. Think of it as an upgraded version of masturbating the usual way.

It’s transparent, so if seeing your penis getting milked gets you off, that’s a plus. They also include a drying rack for cleanup.

For blowjob lovers

Sometimes, getting a blowjob feels better for me than actually having sex. I like the idea that the focus in entirely on me and I get to lay back and just enjoy the sensation.

But not all girls are dying to just go down on you, that’s a fact. And there’s nothing worse than a half-hearted blowjob.

Here are my favorite models that mimic that little piece of heaven.

The Turbo Ignition

Hats off to the folks over at ILF. They outdid themselves with this one. They even made the opening to feel like lips around your penis.

As you slide in the “throat,” there is some resistance and gets tighter, which actually mimics deepthroating. This is around time your girlfriend will start to gag if she’s even willing to do it.

The texture doesn’t even look remotely like an actual throat. Not even close. But man, it sure feels like the real thing.

You’re going to want to get this one if you want to know what it feels like to be sucked off by a master and one who doesn’t know how to say no and will swallow every single time.

The Launch

If you want to take it a step further and get a totally hands-free experience, get the Launch.

Powered by Kiroo, this one is a fully automated piece of genius innovation. I got a kick out of this one because it’s compatible with some VR porn clips that could be easily accessed on your favorite incognito websites.

Every movement of the hottest girls you see on the screen, you will feel. I had to train a long time to even last 5 minutes.

Additionally, you can manually program the strokes however way you want. You control how fast it is and how long you want the strokes to be.

This was dangerous for me. I never wanted to leave my room.

For the veterans

If you’re looking to improve your endurance or you just want the most mind-blowing orgasms ever, here are your options.

The Stamina Training Unit

This is perhaps the most redeeming out of all the Fleshlights if you’re going to have to explain yourself to a wife or girlfriend.

No woman is going to say no if your excuse is that you want to last longer in bed. I’ve got to applaud you for wanting to step your game up.

But if you have no one special in your life and just want to prolong and savor your masturbation sessions, this is a good for that reason too.

Simply put, this is the one that feels most like the vaginal canal. It’s very tight and can be quite the challenge for the one who get two pumps in and they’re done.

The technique to practicing how to hold off on cumming is to stop whenever you need to and go again. This is not very possible if you’re having sex with a partner.

Most women will egg you on and don’t want you to stop. With the STU, you can take your own sweet time. Trust me, the more you hold off, the more intense your orgasms get (as I’m sure you’ve figured out by yourself).

The Stoya Destroya

I love Stoya. She’s that dark-haired, snow white vixen with the smoldering eyes. She’s not exactly the girl-next-door, but more like the mysterious librarian who you just know has some tricks up her sleeve when it comes to the bedroom.

She is known for her hardcore and fetish scenes and has formed quite the sizable fan base.

Honestly, the name lives up to the sleeve itself. It is a destroyer. There is an amazing variety of protrusions and ridges that will tickle and squeeze the living daylight out of you.

This is not one for the faint-hearted.

The Jenna Haze Obsession

If tightness is your thing, this is your best bet. If you look at this texture, you can see that it has got a concentration of soft bristle-like nubs all throughout.

They are arranged at an optimal angle that offers the most resistance. You barely have to adjust the suction on this one because it will literally suck you in.

You can also see the it gets more intense as you push further in. If you can last more than 10 minutes with this one, I’d be thoroughly impressed.

This design was conceptualized with the least amount of BS. It will get the job done, guaranteed.

The Nikki Benz Reign

You’ve got to a bit bigger than average to fully enjoy this one. There are three chambers you can pump into that are divided by two very tight and narrow constrictions.

The first one is a simple crisscross. This opens into the next chamber where there are rectangular bumps and this leads into the first constriction. These two alone would make any guy blow, but of course, it doesn’t end there.

You get a ribbed texture that feels like anal sex and then it ends with the classic angled nubs. If you’re longer than 7 inches, beyond these nubs, it just gets tighter.

This is the one that I haven’t quite gotten over and still go back to every once in a while. If you like a challenge, then this one is for you.

The Adriana Chechik Next Level

This one is a doozy. I mean it just looks insane. The main chamber is just loaded with these tiny bumps. Although it’s not the tightest, once you get passed that about 1.4 inches in, then you’ll feel the constriction.

The last chamber is where it’s at. Again, 7-inchers or more are the only ones who can get to this part, so it’s very important to match the right textures with you penis size to get the best results.

This chamber is unique and houses two long strips along the walls of the sleeve. Both of them have bumps that you’ll feel from all sides of your penis.

I’ve got to say that this is a strong finish.

One of the upsides of this texture is that it’s very easy to clean unlike most of the more intense sleeves. It actually has a lot of space and is quicker to air dry.

The Dominika Butterfly

Dominika C is up there when it when it comes to my all-time favorite porn stars list. Modeled after her beautiful pussy, this sleeve’s opening is not very difficult.

Especially if you’re particularly endowed girth-wise, the first chamber is a walk in the park.

But the second chamber is where it gets intense and it’s a challenge from there on. It’s very narrow and the walls have been packed very tightly with soft nubs.

The last chamber is why this texture stands out for me. It looks like a bunch of stacked rectangular bumps. Even without pumping so much, the stimulation from these bumps against the head of your penis is sure to drive you wild.

What I like about this texture, apart from the distinct last chamber, is that it doesn’t look that intimidating. It looks like it was designed with a lot of thought and it gives the user the right stimulation on the right spots.

The Vibro

Who says vibrators are only for women?

The Vibro comes with what they call “bullets” which you put batteries into and insert in the sleeve. These create the most amazing vibrations to surely make you go overboard with pleasure.

If the other models are just not cutting it for you, then this one is surely worth the try.

For those who like to see all the action

I’m not sure why I’ve developed a liking for seeing my penis slide in and out of a Fleshlight and at this point, I don’t really care to know.

I’m just glad they included this option for us who are a little freakier.

The Fleshlight ICE

The ICE comes with three different openings called Lady, Butt and Pure. The Lady and Butt are pretty self-explanatory, but the Pure is just a hole. It’s perfect for the minimalist.

According to most reviews, this is the most highly-rated one. Its main selling point is that it’s see-through, so you get the visual stimulation of watching yourself penetrate the device.

This is also built to accommodate even the bigger penises as it’s about 10 inches long. It’s big and definitely not discrete. The case can also house any sleeve you want, so you can replace it any time you want. The sleeve is very soft like a firmer Jell-O.

The best thing about the ICE is the suction. Gentlemen, this feels like being sucked off by lady with a vengeance.

I can’t really compare the texture of the ICE to anything else. It doesn’t feel like vaginal, anal or oral sex. It is truly exceptional and I can see why everyone is raving about it.

For the traveler

Most of these Fleshlights, even though innocent-looking enough, can be quite bulky and not exactly luggage-friendly.

And like any other sane person, you would want to avoid being held up by the TSA because they just needed to check out this “suspicious” item.

The Quickshot

As the name implies, this is perfect for when you want to just stroke one out and pass out on your hotel bed. It’s tiny and can easily fit in a bigger toiletries case and it’s very low-key. No one would even bat an eye.

This not only comes in handy if you travel a lot. This could also be good if you are living with roommates or you have a girlfriend who doesn’t like the idea of you jacking off with a toy.

Since it’s significantly smaller than a normal Fleshlight, it’s the easiest to clean too.

The Fleshlight Go Surge

The Fleshlight Go series is a line of Fleshlights designed to be smaller and, might I add, a little sleeker.

Since it’s more compact, you’ll also have the added bonus of having your junk look larger (if that matters to you).

If you want something easier to carry around and don’t want to compromise on sensation, go with the Surge option.

Last minute tips and my final word

If you’re still having trouble picking the right one, you could easily just customize your very own Fleshlight. You can have options with every step from the case, the orifice and the sleeve.

I hope I’ve convinced you that this is something that you should own if you want to explore news ways to pleasure yourself.

There are very few things we can constantly enjoy in life, so we might as well make the best of it and get the right tools.

Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.

10 Best Pocket Pussies Of 2018 That’ll Stimulate You Like Never Before

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If you’ve ever wanted to enjoy 24X7 pleasure, on your own terms – trust me, you’re not alone.

Like you, there are hundreds and thousands of men who are looking to enjoy the kind of pleasure that’ll drive them nuts and stimulate them to the core.

And that’s exactly why a pocket pussy comes into play.

But what exactly is a pocket pussy and how does it work?

What Is A Pocket Pussy

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Well, for the uninitiated, pocket pussies are a kind of male masturbator that are modeled after real pussies.

Like real pussies, these makeshift pussies have with edges and ribs that give you the exact feel of thrusting inside a real vagina. And the best part: some of these pussies are also modeled after real porn stars.

Check out how they do it in this video (NSFW, of course):

So if you’ve ever wanted to enjoy a full hour of uninhibited sex where your spirit runs wild and your imagination runs free, these pocket pussies are exactly what you need.

But with so many of these sexy strokers on the market, how do you find the best one?

Well, that is exactly why we’ve come up with this article.

You’ll get detailed info on everything that goes into making the best pocket pussy.

You will also find detailed reviews of the best pocket pussy in the market.

So keep reading to make the best choice!

How To Choose The Best Pocket Pussy?

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Well, even before you choose the best pocket pussy, there are a couple of things that you need to consider. Whether it’s the overall feel, the appearance or every other feature- there are a lot of considerations that go into finding the perfect pocket pussy for you.

Feel

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This is probably one of the most relevant factors that go in while you’re planning to buy a pocket pussy.

Since you won’t be able to individually touch the toy before buying it, we’d recommend you to check all its features and the overall quality. In terms of material, silicone is excellent pick because of its realistic feel and soft ridges.

You can also try the other skin-like substances that the toy manufacturers have come with. But before making your pick, check the reviews and ensure that the product is truly authentic.

Appearance

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The appearance of your pocket pussy is just as important as the feel.

In certain cases, it’s even more important than an pleasing texture.

We all have our preferences, and if you’re fond of pretty pussies, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Like we already told you, some of the leading pocket pussies are modeled after the pussies of real porn stars, while the others look like high-end sex robots (more on sex robots coming soon!).

So explore your options and check the look before you buy the product–make sure you get what you’re after.

Durability

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If you like the pocket pussy you splurged on, you’ll probably want to  use it often. Remember, bad craftsmanship, shoddy materials, and dysfunctional features can ruin your pussy pleasure time. So make sure yours comes with a warranty.

This will ensure that the product is truly worth your money.

All the products we’ve listed here are guaranteed by the manufacturer and the seller, so you know you’re in good hands.

Discreet

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While secrecy isn’t that of a big deal for most guys out there, you’ll find a couple of pocket pussies that are more pussy than pocket.

So we’d suggest you to check out that department and try to get one of average size, at least. The super-small ones might not be the perfect way to pleasure yourself.

Features

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…maybe this is too many features?

When you are buying a pocket pussy you will want one with small ridges, soft openings and every other detail that a real pussy comes with. You might also be interested in a stamina trainer, or in a specialized Fleshlight sheath for your favorite adult star.

So try getting a pussy with plenty of features because that will automatically ensure an amazing experience.

Price

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This should be the final concern when you go into splurging on an amazing male masturbator. Don’t compromise on the price, because the best products might be a little expensive. Like we always say–buy it nice, or buy it twice. You want to get the best pocket pussy you can afford.

However, even then, don’t forget to check reviews, because that alone will help you judge whether the product is trustworthy.

Keep reading to find our 10 favorite pussies of the year!

2018’s 10 Best Pocket Pussies Reviewed

If you’re wondering what the best pocket pussy looks like, here’s your answer.

In this section, you will find an entire list of the best makeshift pussies in the market.

The products listed here aren’t just realistic but they also come with every single feature you’d want in your toy.

Additionally, we’ve done detailed reviews (after extensive…uh…testing…) giving you complete insight on the features, benefits and downsides.

So keep reading to find out which pussy is worth a shot.

1. Sasha Grey Pocket Stroker

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https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/celebrity-molds/sp-sasha-grey-pocket-stroker-76777.aspx

Let’s face it – you’ve dreamt about Sasha Grey for ages and fantasized about all the naughty things that you’d do to her.

Well, now’s your chance!

The Sasha Grey Pocket stroker is modeled after the famous pornstar Sasha Grey and it is specifically designed to stimulate you, stroke you and help you masturbate like never before!

The interior is ribbed for added stimulation and the textured grip will offer just the kind of control you crave.

So whether you’re looking to have some discreet fun at home, or at road- this is one toy that’ll fit every role you want it to.

Since the pocket pussy is around 2.5 inches wide, it’ll be pretty tight when you insert your dick inside.

And there’s also a standard size of 5 inches that should work for most of you.

The product is designed in the US, and it comes with a Sil-a-Gel that renders a life-like feel to it.

And the best part is the single ended stroker that comes with an internal lining teeming with ticklers and teasers.

The grip is decent, the body is textured and the entire toy comes with every feature you always crave for in a stroker.

So if you’re looking to spice up your masturbation sessions, this is a super-sure bet!

You can’t go wrong with Sasha Grey.

I found this toy to be really good, but maybe a bit cheap feeling. I would also consider the Fleshlight sleeves, if you have a bit more of a budget.

However, you can’t beat the value, and it has Sasha’s seal of approval!

2. Belladona’s Pocket Stroker

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https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/celebrity-molds/sp-belladonnas-pocket-stroker-76778.aspx

If you ever wondered what the best male masturbator is, here’s your answer.

Belladona’s Pocket Pussy, with its incredible features and sleek functionalities, makes it to our list of the top pocket pussies in the market.

Like the Sasha Grey toy, this one too is modelled after the leading pornstar Belladona.

In fact, Belladona herself has all kinds of great things to say about this pussy. According to her, this pussy features the exact same design as the puffy lips of her vagina.

Since they molded it right from her body, you can enjoy the exact kind of sensation you always looked forward to.

This best pocket pussy is pretty accommodating as it’ll perfectly fit in a 6 inch long shaft along with a 2.5 inches wide stroker.

The size is compact and is ideal for travel. However, the best part of the pussy is the fact that it is made from UR3 material which gives it a perfectly realistic vibe. There’s also the antibacterial sil-a-gel that’ll keep the pussy perfectly fresh and clean.

The grip is easy and the open ended design will promote quick and simple cleaning. But the best part- well, the inner walls that offer maximum pleasure through and through.

So if you’re looking forward to enjoying Belladona’s pussy, this is one product that’ll make your dreams come true!

3. FleshLight Go

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https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/fleshlight/sp-fleshlight-go-surge-100644.aspx

When it comes to pocket pussies, can you ever go wrong with Fleshlight? Their name is basically synonymous with “pocket pussy”!

Well, this is exactly the reason why you need to give this product a try. The Fleshlight Go features the premium Fleshlight design.

The only difference is that it comes in a slightly smaller, travel-friendly box.

Since the shape of this pocket pussy is equally compact, it’ll turn out to be an ideal product while traveling.

As you start inserting your dick, the stroker will generate a subtle sucking sensation that’ll render extra pleasure and the ridges and textured edges will be equally handy in offering you just the kind of experience you’re looking for.

We checked the product, and were pretty impressed by most of the features.

The size for instance, is ideal for most average sized men. The toy measures 3 inches wide which will offer a tighter sensation as you thrust inside, and the maximum insertable size is 7 inches which should work for most men.

The design is pretty realistic and since the toy is waterproof, cleaning it too will be easier.

The overall reviews about this pocket pussy have been pretty rave and almost everyone using it has been thoroughly satisfied. So if you’re looking to use a realistic masturbator, this is one of the best products in the market.

4. Bangin’ Betty Stroker Kit

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If you’re looking to splurge on a firm and spankable pocket pussy that features dual design, Bangin’ Betty’s Stroker Kit is definitely one of the best products on our list.

Since the toy itself features a dual entry design, you can easily choose to have vaginal or anal pleasure. The interior is textured and right after you insert your dick inside, it’ll drive you absolutely crazy!

And the best part is the maximum insertable length which is around 8.75 inches.

This means, the pocket pussy will comfortably accommodate you even if you’re relatively larger than the conventional men. The overall toy is pretty soft and durable, and its open ended design will help you clean it faster.

However, despite every other feature, one feature that specifically grabbed our attention is the making of the product.

Unlike many other pocket pussies, this one is made from soft and super durable TPE.

This doesn’t just make the product safe, but it also gives it a more realistic vibe.

The masturbator is heavy enough that you can hold it in whatever position you choose, solving a common problem for many toys.

You will also find a couple of special holes along the base for added and enhanced stimulation.

So if you’re looking to enjoy durable, long-lasting fun; this is one of the best products you can buy.

5. Zhang Xiao Yu Pocket Pussy

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https://www.amazon.ca/Meiki-Zhang-Xiao-male-masturbator/dp/B003I4DMJ6

Inspired by Chinese pornstar Zhang Xia, this is one of the most intense pocket pussies I’ve ever tried.

Although the cost is slightly on the higher side, the entry is tight and pleasurable.

In fact, right after you insert your dick in this toy, it’ll automatically wrap itself around, thereby offering intense sensations through and through.

This best pocket pussy comes with three erogenous zones and the canal itself is incredibly textured.

The average reviews about this toy have been pretty rave, and going by every other verdict, this seems to be a perfect toy for the ones who are just starting out.

So if you ever wanted to be inside an Asian Seductress, this is your chance!

With this sleek texture and beautiful ridges, this pocket pussy is everything you ever craved for! I would highly recommend it.

6. Thrust Pro Ultra Holly

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https://www.amazon.com/THRUST-Ultra-Holly-Realistic-Vagina/dp/B00NW6ICS6

While there are hundreds of pocket pussies on the market, not all of them will offer a super realistic experience.

And this is exactly why you need to try the Thrust Pro Ultra Holly. When I tried it I almost forgot I was fucking a pocket pussy. The sensations are SO realistic, it’s almost uncanny.

Unlike conventional pocket pussies, this is one of the most realistic stuff you’ll ever come across. The toy itself is extremely soft with a special, dedicated area for the G-Spot. And that’s not all! The maximum insertable length is 6 inches which makes it an ideal size for most men.

The grip of the toy is pretty good and it also comes with additional ribbing.

From the time you first start using it, you’ll know that the makers tried their best to make this product as realistic as they could.

The price is pretty cheap and going by every other verdict, this one definitely seems to be worth your money! So stroke to your heart’s content and enjoy stimulating orgasms that’ll keep you satisfied to the brim.

7. Peek-A-Boo Lips Stroker

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If you crave putting your dick inside shaved women, Peek-A-Book’s Lips Stroker is the ultimate option.

This stroker features smooth and slot spreads that makes way for a tight entry.

And that’s not all!

The device comes with an open ended design that’ll not just help in cleaning, but also offer the kind of suction you get from blowjobs.

The Toy is around 3.5 inches wide and it can comfortably accommodate dicks that are 6.5 inches in length.

So all you have to do is spread the pussy naturally, and keep thrusting away.

The sensation is not just realistic, but it’ll also give you the kind of tightness you always looked forward to.

While every feature of this toy is incredibly amazing, one that specifically caught my attention is the dual-ended opening.

Since it is open in both possible ends, it will be easier for you to use it as a vagina or an ass, whatever you deem fit.

You can also try plugging it with your fingers for some added thrill.

The defining feature of this toy, however is its in-built plug that will help you generate a slight vacuum within the stroker.

This alone will give you a blow-job like feel.

So if you’re looking forward to a solid session of masturbation and foreplay, this is one product that’ll never disappoint you!

8. Vicky Quickie Pocket Stroker

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The Vickie Quickie pocket stroker totally lives up to its name in providing you just the kind of quickies you crave for once in a while. Modeled after the famous MILF star, Vicky Vette, this stroker comes with the same mature folds of your favorite pornstar.

When you first get your hands on it, you will be able to see every contour and every individual fold. Whether it’s her chubby, pink clit or her beautifully delicate labia, this pocket toy features every single detail you’d notice in your favorite pornstar.

And when you actually start thrusting inside the cougar, you will get to experience the tight folds of its subtle stroker.

We were also impressed by the sil-a-gel additive that doesn’t just keep it clean, but also offers the kind of freshness you always look forward to.

For best results, try using this best pocket pussy with some good lube that’ll make it easier for you to slide in every single time.

Since the stroker also comes with a Vicky Vette DVD, you can actually turn on your favorite porn and start thrusting inside the girl of your dreams.

The Vicky Quicky pocket stroker is one of the best ways to make your wet dreams come true. So if you’re really looking to fuck the girl of your dreams- this is one product that’ll meet and fit all your needs.

9. Thrust Pro Elite Sophia

Thrust Pro Elite Sophia Realistic Vagina and Ass 2kg

https://www.amazon.es/Thrust-Elite-Sophia-realista-Vagina/dp/B01IOZXID8

If you’re looking to splurge on a premium pocket pussy with a completely out of the box design, the Sophia series from Thirst Pro Elite will definitely make the cut!

The coolest part about this pocket pussy is the fact that it doesn’t just look like a real vagina, but it also feels like one.

As you start inserting your dick inside this toy, you will be welcomed with soft, subtle and stimulating sensations that’ll satisfy you to the core.

We were also particularly fond of the ribbed canals since most of the pocket pussies we tried (and we tried a LOT) didn’t have this feature.

The canals along with the sexy design make it a perfect pick for those who are just starting out.

In fact, when you see it for the first time, the toy will completely blow you away with its amazing looks.

Its resemblance with a real vagina is more than crazy and right from the time you see it, you’d want to thrust your dick inside.

The only downside to this toy is the fact that it is slightly heavier than the other pocket pussies on our list. The last time we checked it was over 4 lbs.

Although this makes it slightly difficult to carry the thing around, the toy works in your advantage when you’re thrusting it.

The heavy weight will keep it in proper position and help you enjoy the exact feel of a real vagina.

And the best part- it’s completely waterproof and easy to clean.

So if you crave realism while using these toys, this is one of the best pocket pussies in the budget.

Whether it’s the feeling, stimulation or design- this toy will manage to live up to your expectations in every single department!

10. Jessie Andrews Stroker

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Like many other pocket pussies that are modeled from your favorite pornstars, the Jessie Andrews Stroker is a similar product that is meant to amuse you, titillate you and tease you like never before.

This perfectly detailed pocket pussy captures every minute detail of Jessie Andrews, and you will love it from the first moment you try thrusting inside.

The interior of this pussy is lined with several small pleasure nubs that’ll rub and tease your sensitive head as you try plunging in and out of this nifty little toy.

And the best part- you can do everything you wanted while watching the favorite movies of Jessie Andrews. Yes! The free XXX DVD will help you with this.

Since this best pocket pussy comes with an open-ended design, you’ll be able to comfortably flush it after every single use for better cleaning. In fact, you can even try pinching the end for creating the kind of sucking sensation you’d get from a blowjob.

The exteriors of this product, is smartly designed with the kind of grip that will help you use it more comfortably. As of now, the size too seems pretty comfortable.

This realistic masturbator is two inches wide and it’ll easily accommodate 6-inch long dicks. So if you’re looking for a realistic vibe every time you thrust in, this is one of the best pocket pussies to bank on.

Final Thoughts

Well, now that you know about the best pocket pussies in the market, what are you waiting for? Explore your options and pick your favorite to enjoy the kind of stimulated masturbation you’ve always craved.

So wait no longer and choose a favorite (or two!) for a sensational time thrusting into a perfect pussy.

Hi! I’m Rick. I’ve been masturbating for…well…as long as I can remember, and I’ve had strong opinions about how I do it the whole time. I love sex, but I also love getting value for money. I’ve been writing product reviews for 12 years now, and I’m here to help you find products that really suit you. In my spare time I love hiking, cooking, and building websites.