A Guide For Beginners and Experts Alike — Best Fleshlight Textures of 2019

Best Fleshlight Textures of 2019

Finding the perfect sex toy is a true HARDship. Despite the popular opinion that men don’t really care what they shove their dicks into, finding an adequate helping hand is quite difficult.


To shatter the myth even further, let’s admit to a simple truth — most of us are extremely particular about how and what we “shove our dicks into.” In fact, almost everyone prefers a well-designed and beautiful sex toy instead of a sock tube, hand, or, God forbid, masturbation sock.


Masturbation is a daily occurrence for most of us, and while some men might get creative and use some unorthodox aids or whatever is closest, most of us prefer to be pampered. What’s more, thanks to the ever-growing sex industry, we have a whole array of sex toys to explore.

The daunting task of picking the right sex toy


There’s a lot of stigma surrounding sex toys, even in this day and age, especially when it comes to sex toys for men. Even though a lot of people use them, we are still inclined to treat picking and buying a sex toy as something shameful, like a dirty little secret. We hole up in our rooms, covered in darkness and protected by late hours, and we scour the Internet looking for the perfect fit.


OK, that might be a bit dramatic, but the point is — men’s toys aren’t as accepted as women’s. Therefore, the first step to getting a sex toy is embracing the experience. You’re a man, you have your needs, and masturbation isn’t something you need to be ashamed of! So make the most of it, and instead of hastily choosing a discreet toy, put some thought into the decision. Don’t settle for anything less than a perfect fit.

What is a Fleshlight anyway?


If you haven’t heard of the Fleshlight, you’ve probably been living under a rock. But don’t worry — here’s a brief rundown.

What is a Fleshlight anyway
What is a Fleshlight anyway

The Fleshlight is a world-renowned brand of male sex toys and accessories. They design and manufacture innovative masturbators and sex toys.


There are sex toys out there so wild that you couldn’t have imagined them even in your craziest dreams. Thanks to such a wide variety, the Fleshlight brand can cater to a huge audience. However, choosing something from their range of products might be daunting to novices.


Who has the best advice?

How do you choose when there’s such a massive variety of toys out there? What’s the best one for you? Should you listen to customer reviews, or spend hours reading product descriptions, comparing images, and sweating over the ultimate choice?


The best advice is — no. Everyone has their own preferences, and what works for some random men on the Internet might not work for you. Not to mention that you probably don’t want to read about someone else’s masturbation experience — it’s awkward and often crude, so imagining some random person shoving their dick into a masturbator will probably ruin the experience for you.

But then again, you can’t exactly order a hundred masturbators and try them out until you find your bliss.


Don’t let this struggle make you feel inadequate. We all face it — even those of us in the sex industry. That’s why we have compiled an article full of necessary information, advice, and all the science behind sex toys.


The variety makes things difficult

With over one hundred different versions of the masturbator, Fleshlight is a global enterprise that offers something for everyone, starting with their famous lineup — Fleshlight Girls — all the way up to the Freaks selection, which isn’t for the faint of heart. Not to mention that their Stamina Training Unit might be way too much for novices, even if it’s a common trap they find themselves in.

The variety makes things difficultHowever, just because there’s something for everyone, it doesn’t mean everything works for everyone. That’s the beauty of variety, but it’s also the proverbial double-edged sword. You might find yourself much deeper (pun intended) that you originally wanted to be.


That’s why we’ve prepared this buying guide. It has all the necessary information, both for beginners and veterans alike.


Why is it so HARD to choose a sex toy?


With Fleshlights being both versatile and affordable, choosing one might seem like a simple task. With a staggeringly low price of $80 and a design that will seem like it was modeled after your specific needs, each Fleshlight seems like a dream come true. And they are.

Why is it so HARD to choose a sex toy
Why is it so HARD to choose a sex toy

So, what is your next step? You go online, and with a few clicks, you get what you came for. Easy as a two-dollar hooker, right? Well, not really.


The dream can quickly turn into a nightmare once you realize that you can’t just make a decision willy-nilly. What if you miss out on all the wonders that Fleshlight has to offer?


Don’t rush into making a decision


Disregarding everything that this brand has to offer is a rookie mistake. If you have a couple of thousand bucks at your disposal, we guess you could just buy a wide selection and try each one of them out. But, let’s be real — who has that kind of money? More importantly, who’d want to spend it on fake pussies?

Don’t rush into making a decision
Don’t rush into making a decision

It’s crucial that you make the right decision from the get-go, and taking the time to figure out what works best for you is the only choice. So, start with a few simple questions that are pertinent to your decision-making process:


  • Do you want a vaginal or an anal orifice? Or maybe you’re more of a mouth guy?
  • What about texture? What kind would you like?
  • Do you have any specific fantasies (perhaps you always wanted to shove your bits into a fairy, or a famous porn star)?



But don’t agonize over it either


However, that doesn’t mean that you should spend hours in front of your screen, wondering and weighing your options. No, that sucks all the fun out of it. Still, you need to inform yourself, and armed with relevant information, make an educated decision.


To simplify that process further, and to get your dick into more pleasant surroundings as quickly as possible, we’ve gathered all the information in one place. We won’t edge you (unless you like that — in that case, start reading from the beginning) because we know there’s nothing worse than being denied pleasure (again, for most people).

It might be weird to ask for a helping hand while making such a personal and intimate purchase. But, hey, you don’t have to ask — we’re offering the help anyway.


It’s not really a problem of variety as much as it is that you lack firsthand information that isn’t written by some guy fresh off the post-orgasmic haze. We tried all these products out and rated them objectively. So you can rest assured that we know what we are talking about.


Our advice is best suited for novices, but even if you’re looking to purchase your fifth Fleshlight, there’s still some wisdom in our words. Who knows — maybe you find out something new. Or perhaps we’ll reveal something you didn’t even know was a thing. Strap on — we’re off!


Back to the basics — start at the bottom and work your way up


Let’s look at the basic Fleshlight and see what the average sex toy has to offer.

Basic Fleshlight
Basic Fleshlight

It’s well made, and although the parts might look complicated, we can pull the toy apart for cleaning very easily. Furthermore, the design is well thought out, as this toy can accommodate both monster dongs and tiny ones (and still feel amazing). With 10 inches (25cm) in length and a little more than 3.5 inches (9.5 cm) in width, you won’t be able to complain that “you can’t fit.”


What does the Fleshlight look like?


There are several key parts to this iconic sex toy — the sleeve, which is the biggest (and most important) component, the casing, and two caps.


One cap is the protective top cap. It’s actually the most crucial segment of the protective gear, as it prevents any foreign objects like debris or dust from getting into the Fleshlight (and, consequently, onto your most private areas). There’s also another cap at the very end, and all these elements are easy to click together.

One of the most important things is to know the original from the imitators. There are a lot of small companies out there calling their masturbators “fleshlights” so that they can piggyback on the success of the global Fleshlight brand. However, most of them can’t offer high-quality design, manufacturing, and service of the true Fleshlight.


What’s more, Fleshlight is continually working on improving their products and increasing their selection. Smaller imitator brands don’t have the budget or the manpower to invest in the design as much as Fleshlight can. That’s why it’s pretty apparent that the brand is head and shoulders (or balls, if you will) above the competition.


Can it accommodate everyone?


Getting back to the topic of size — some of you might still be pondering the length and width. After all, not everyone needs 10 inches of fake pussy, right? In fact, most people don’t. Yet, there’s a good reason for those specific dimensions. The Fleshlight is made to accommodate everyone.


The primary reason for those large dimensions is the liberty of movement. To allow us to feel as if we’re shoving our dicks into warm, live holes (instead of the rubber ones), or at least get as close to that feeling as possible, Fleshlight had to produce a large toy. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to feel the sensations that resemble real human movement.

accommodate everyone
Accommodate everyone

If you think there’s a detail that Fleshlight has missedyou are terribly mistaken. They are masters of keeping up with the trends and are always updating their selection with the next best thing.


What’s more, they are also utilizing everything at their disposal, including the latest technology. That’s why you can now link your Fleshlight with an automatic machine via Bluetooth and go for a wild ride — high-tech style.


The latest innovation from the Fleshlight brand is the Launch, and it brings you the ultimate future experience. You can link your sex toy to the machine and program it to go over virtual porn sessions or have live sex sessions with a real-life partner in real time. Appropriately named, Launch will make the quality of your masturbation sessions skyrocket!


Digging beneath the surface — what’s inside the Fleshlight?


inside fleshlight
Inside fleshlight

It’s actually relatively easy to see the inside of a Fleshlight. You don’t have to ruin it or pull it apart. If you’re a naughty boy who likes to watch, you can always get the transparent Fleshlight that will make each and every thrust fully visible.

Fleshlight Ice, the translucent beauty, is just one of the many designs that the brand has to offer. You can take your pick among the various sizes, colors, and of course, shapes. In fact, that’s the beauty of the Fleshlight — once you try it, you’ll never go back to other manufacturers.


One case fits all sleeves


Since it’s so easy to assemble the Fleshlight, once you buy one, you can go ahead and buy multiple sleeves to spice up your wanking sessions a notch or two. You don’t have to buy the case each time. However, we do recommend it. As Fleshlight makes its masturbators in a particular way, each sleeve has a casing that hugs it perfectly, thus increasing the pleasure and the overall experience.

But what do the insides look like?


Back to the topic at hand — what’s inside the Fleshlight?


Let’s start at the top — the case. Resembling the easily recognizable flashlight, the lightweight casing has a standard form. However, that’s just good branding, as what’s inside is much more critical.

Every Fleshlight is made with the SuperSkin material that the Fleshlight brand patented and protected against copyright infringement. Therefore, you can only get that material if you cough up the few extra bucks for a real Fleshlight. And believe us — it’s worth it!


SuperSkin material forms the sleeve, a highly textured tube created to resemble an anus, a vagina or the mouth — whichever you prefer. Of course, the quite uncanny resemblance is limited to the outside of the Fleshlight, because the inside doesn’t resemble anything that Mother Nature could make. It’s pussy 2.0 — the improved version. In fact, the textures inside the sleeve are extremely wild and diverse; no one’s insides look like that, trust us!


Everything from the standard Classic look to beer can Fleshlights


And, if you prefer a little whimsy with your wank, you can opt for a Sex In A Can version of the Fleshlight.


They carry a few models that have a very different case. Instead of a flashlight, they resemble a beer can! However, don’t think that this will make the toy easy to hide or disguise. Given the huge Fleshlight logo on it, it will be pretty clear to everyone what it is. What’s more, these models are also somewhat smaller than the regular kind, which might take away from their primary purpose if you’re packing.

Standard Classic Look
Standard Classic Look

Again, we have to repeat ourselves — nothing is as good as the real thing. Still, Fleshlight comes mighty close. It’s incredibly realistic, and the brand even offers accessories that will enhance the entire experience and take it to a whole other level. Take the Fleshlight’s sleeve warmer, for example; it warms up the sex toy to  enhance that “real feel.”


Accessories make the entire experience even better


If you’ve been without a partner for a while, you’ll quickly learn to appreciate all the accessories that Fleshlight has to offer. What’s more, you can combine the accessories. The Launch allows for a hands-free experience, which means that the Launch-warmer combo will feel almost like real sex! All you have to do is sit back and enjoy.


However, the focal point of every Fleshlight is and always will be the sleeve. The brand is fully aware of this, which is precisely why they offer so many different textures. Coming in like a wrecking ball in your life, it’s the sleeve that will leave you properly wrecked and eager for more.


Standard Classic Look


The name alone makes us think of high maintenance — SuperSkin. However, the Fleshlight brand knows that the average man does not want to think about cleanup in his post-orgasmic haze. Therefore, they made the entire thing super easy to clean. Since it’s made out of rubber, all you have to do is put it under some water after you’re done, and that’s it.


Don’t be nasty


However, some of us might not be as responsible when it comes to cleaning, which is gross, but, hey — it happens. That’s why Fleshlight also sells cleaners and preservation powders that not only clean the toy into a squeaky clean state but prolong the use too. Therefore, we highly recommend getting some cleaning accessories, as it’s ultimately worth the extra money.

Don’t forget to protect your toy when you aren’t using it. The reason for this is twofold. First, you don’t want anything nasty finding its way into your fleshlight. Just imagine the horror! Second, the SuperSkin feels real because it’s a unique compound, made to provide an authentic feel. For that to happen, you have to lubricate it.


When left to its own devices in dry air, it will wrinkle, get sticky, and lose elasticity. More importantly, when left unprotected, the Fleshlight is the perfect breeding ground for bacterias. So, clean, clean, clean your sex toys after you finish.


What’s hiding underneath — the texture


We’ve already mentioned some of the Fleshlights that are available in the vast selection this brand offers. Fleshlight Girls, Launch, Classic Fleshlight, and The Stamina Trainer are just some of many, many different versions of the famous sex toy, and each of them comes with a plethora of different textures at your disposal. So it doesn’t matter what you’re into — Fleshlight has got you covered (literally and metaphorically).

Hiding underneath — the texture
Hiding underneath — the texture

There are more than one hundred sleeve textures available, and they cater to everyone. What’s more, you can even combine different sleeves with textures of your own choosing, essentially playing a grown-up game of Build-a-Bear (or build-a-Fleshlight if you will).


Why not go wild and combine the intense Bump ‘n Grind texture with one of the lovely sleeves that the Fleshlight Girls lineup has to offer? Or, go even crazier and mix the glorious ridges and bumps of the Vortex texture with the Zombie, Heavenly, or Primal sleeve.


The sky’s the limit with the Fleshlight brand, as they allow your imagination to run wild. And, let’s be honest — some of us are downright freaks. As such, it’s nice when a company understands our weird desires.



Different textures, different orifices — mind-blowing orgasms!

Now we’re getting to the juicy stuff. Are you an ass man or a pussy man? Or maybe you prefer the ultimate treat — the blow job? Either way, pickings are anything but slim with the Fleshlight. As if it wasn’t hard enough to decide which texture to go for, you’re faced with the ultimate choice — which orifice to choose?


More than the obvious three choices


And it’s not just the choice between the vagina, the anus or the mouth. Oh, no! Fleshlight always takes things to another level, as it offers both the Launch, which is an experience all on its own, and the Cyborg Fleshlight, a futuristic version of human anatomy. In addition, if paranormal floats your boat more than the Cyborg or Extraterrestrial pussy, you can go for the vampire’s mouth. It comes with fangs, which completes the picture-perfect image of a vampire sucking on your cock.


Therefore, the choices are hard, but the orgasms are a dime a dozen. However, unlike the textures that offer a wide variety of sensations, choosing an orifice is a matter of personal preference. It’s a visual more than it is a tactile thing. What’s more, the orifice doesn’t change the way the Fleshlight ultimately feels.


So, we can’t really give advice here, as you’re the only one who knows best where you’d like to shove it. Still, we would like to mention that the Fleshlight Girls series is a fantastic treat for anyone who’s looking for a realistic experience. Famous porn stars, who have graced many a wet dream, modeled for these Fleshlights and graciously allowed us to get a glimpse into what it would feel like to actually sink deep into one of their erotic openings.


Getting deeper by the second — types of Fleshlights

We’re sure you’ve picked up on the trend here — Fleshlight loves variety. Therefore, it’s only natural that there are more than a few types of masturbators they offer. You can pick a type and then work your way up — customize the entire thing according to your preferences to create the ultimate sex toy for yourself.


Still, it’s good to know what your basic options are. Here are the main types of available Fleshlights.


The Classic


This is the masturbator that paved the way for all other masturbators and made the Fleshlight brand a household name. It’s excellent for the veteran, sexually active men as well as for novices who don’t really know their way around their own Johnson yet.

The Classic
The Classic

Sure, it might seem plain, compared to some other, wilder models, but the Classic Fleshlight gets the job done. It’s spectacularly made and definitely worthy of attention, even so many years after it first hit the market.


The smooth texture comes with the standard variety of orifices — ass, vagina, and mouth.


The Go Series


The Go Series
The Go Series

You shouldn’t overlook this series, even though it does offer only two models. 8.5-inch Torque and Surge, with a circumference of 3 inches, are ideal for those of us who are on a smaller scale.

Having a smaller penis has its perks, as the small size of the toys makes them very portable. You don’t even need two hands to use them, as their lightness allows a one-handed session without any cramping.


The Flight Series

The Flight Series fetishfair
The Flight Series Fetishfair

Another portable beauty, the Flashlight Flight Series is very slim and sleek. With inspiring names, the three models — The instructor, The Pilot, and The Aviator — can accommodate the average-sized man without an issue.


Somewhat small compared to the standard series, with 8 inches in length and 3 inches in girth, they might be a little too tight for a well-endowed man. But, hey, sometimes it’s nice to mix a little pain with your pleasure (we don’t judge). In any case, the main selling point of the Flight series is definitely the unique texture that will make you feel like the man in charge of the cockpit.


The Fleshlight Girls

One of the most popular series is the Fleshlight Girls series, inspired and modeled after real porn stars. It’s also the one that has the biggest selection, which works out really well given that many see them as collectibles.


The signatures of the porn stars are a nice little bonus that provides this series with another dimension of realness. Also, it doesn’t matter if you’re a butt or a vagina man, as most of the girls modeled for both.


The Quickshot Series

The Quickshot Series
The Quickshot Series

As the name suggests, The Quickshot is made for a quick and dirty wank, which is why cleaning is not an issue. However, even though they’re smaller than the regular Fleshlight, these toys still have a lot to offer, as their design is both unique and titillating. What’s more, given their small size, the Quickshot Fleshlights are ideal for travel.




The Ice

The Ice fleshlight
The Ice fleshlight

Although it’s great for solo play, The Ice is made with couple play in mind. With a transparent sleeve and a see-through case, both you and your partner can watch the entire show, from beginning to the crashing climax.


The Freaks Series

The Freaks Series Fleshlight
The Freaks Series Fleshlight

If you’re looking for an adventure, and you’re not easily scared off by weirdness, then The Freaks Series is for you. The wet dream of any fantasy lover, the design of each Fleshlight from The Freaks Series is inspired by horror, fantasy, and sci-fi pop culture. Ever dreamed of screwing an alien? Well, here’s your chance!


The Sex-in-a-Can Collection (SIAC)

The Sex-in-a-Can Collection (SIAC)
The Sex-in-a-Can Collection (SIAC)

Just when you think you have the entire brand figured out, they throw a wild card on the table.


SIAC is a fantastic collection due to its quirkiness. With an entirely different case, these Fleshlights look like real beer cans, which makes them somewhat easy to hide in plain sight. We say slightly because the huge label is a dead giveaway. Still, the entire series is quite quaint.


The Fleshjack Collection


Even though the Fleshlight brand caters to everyone, they do love to get very specific with their marketing. After all, everyone loves to feel as if something was made especially for them.

The Fleshjack Collection
The Fleshjack Collection

That’s why The Fleshjack Collection caters to gay men (although you can use it either way). The perfect counterpart to the Fleshlight Girls, famous gay porn stars gave access to their asses to provide the ultimate experience for all gay porn lovers.


The Turbo

The Turbo flesh light
The Turbo flesh light

The ultimate blow job, The Turbo will suck you in (just when you thought you were out…). In addition, it is very versatile as it pairs well with all Fleshlight accessories, so you can take the oral play to the next level at any moment.


The Vibro

The Vibro
The Vibro

If you’ve ever felt the pang of jealousy because girls can get vibrating sex toys, fret not — The Vibro is here. Several speeds of vibrations powered by dual batteries will stimulate more than just the surface.


The Launch

The Launch Fleshligh
The Launch Fleshligh

Finally, as the latest rage on the sex toy market, The Launch provides a high-tech experience. Sure, it might be pricey, but you get a whole lot more than a simple masturbator for $400. You can sync it with other toys, or have real-time sex play sessions with your partner. More importantly, if you prefer solo play, you can always use the massive database of virtual reality porn and enjoy the fully automated experience.



Down to the nitty-gritty — what to consider while making your choice


The fact of the matter is — you can’t go wrong with the Fleshlight brand. Whatever you choose will feel amazing and new. However, it would be a shame not to utilize everything the brand offers and tailor your toy to your specific needs, right?

Therefore, there are a few things to consider while picking your first (or fifth) Fleshlight. Some factors might contribute greatly to your choice, while others might not be as important. Either way, it would be wrong to simply disregard them.


But how do you add value to these factors? The easiest strategy is to ask yourself various questions.


Penis size

Question: How big is your penis?


Your penis size is an important factor to consider when choosing a Fleshlight. If you’re too big, smaller models might hurt you or, at the very least, feel uncomfortable.


The average size of an erect penis is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches. Most Fleshlights accommodate this size without a problem.


Level of depravity

Question: Are my fantasies kinkier than vanilla, and do I fulfill them on my own or with a partner?


As mentioned, Fleshlight has plenty of options for kinky users. Depending on the type of fantasy, you might have to dig a little deeper or tailor your own Fleshlight, but eventually, you’ll find your cup of tea.


Storage options

Question: Where am I going to keep this and do I have to hide it from anyone?


There’s nothing worse than snooping roommates or, even worse, visiting parents. You really don’t want to give your mom a heart attack while giving her a tour of your place. So, storage is important, unless you live alone and have friends and family who respect your boundaries.


Penis sensitivity

Questions: What’s my stamina like? Can I go for hours or do I ejaculate early every time?


With sex toys made specifically to train your stamina, Fleshlight might prove to be more than just a toy. Men who get too excited too fast will be the first to tell you — anything that trains and prolongs the stamina shouldn’t be taken lightly.


Time limits

Question: Do I like it slow and steady or quick and dirty?


The preferred method of masturbation also plays a huge role. Some Fleshlights are more suited for edge play that takes a while. Therefore, if that isn’t your thing, it’s better to look for those made specifically for a quick, intense wank.



Question: Do I have the money for this?


Even though Fleshlights are affordable, their price varies much like the selection. Therefore, shop around and see if your budget can handle all your needs and desires. Fleshlight has something for everyone, and even though you might have to settle, even the most basic Fleshlight is a dream come true compared to the good old hand.


The need for visual stimulation

Question: Do I need visual stimuli while masturbating?


Some of us have quite a wild imagination, and all we need to do is close our eyes and get where we’re going. However, others are more visual and need additional stimulation, which is why the transparent versions of various Fleshlight models are the perfect choice for them. Not to mention that the VR-compatible Fleshlights provide a whole other dimension when it comes to masturbation.


Preferred orifice

Question: Am I an ass, vagina, or a mouth man?


This is a matter of personal preference, but if you’re unsure, just revisit some of your favorite fantasies and see which orifice has the biggest role in them.



Question: Do I have to explain my purchase to anyone?


Ideally, shopping for masturbators is a private affair, and Fleshlight does a good job of keeping it that way. The inconspicuous packages with no label in sight will allow you to keep your purchase away from the prying eyes of delivery men or your neighbors.



Even though these questions are pretty standard, they will still reveal a lot about your personal preferences — and those are the ultimate crucial factor. It doesn’t matter what other people like or dislike — getting a Fleshlight is all about your needs and desires. Why deprive yourself?


Our personal preferences


Now, since we’ve been boasting about our expertise throughout this entire article, we feel it might be appropriate to share our personal opinions with you. We are huge fans of the Fleshlight brand, but the entire point of this article isn’t the brand but giving ample information to our readers who might not know what they want or need. We’re fighting those blue balls one advice at a time.


Here are our top picks of Fleshlight models


The Launch

The Launch fleshlight
The Launch fleshlight

Starting at the very top, everyone’s personal favorite that can accommodate any man and any fantasy. The bliss of hands-free masturbation, virtual reality sex, and long-distance real-time play is unlike anything any other model can offer.


The Fleshlight Girls Collection

Ideal for porn star fans everywhere, this collection is so realistic that you might get lost in it.


The Ice

The Ice
The Ice

Perfect for those kinky fantasies, the Ice lets you watch yourself. It’s the narcissist’s wet dream, and we love it!


The Stamina Training Unit

The Stamina Training Unit
The Stamina Training Unit

If you can’t go all night, that doesn’t mean you can’t dare to dream. With the Stamina Training Unit, the erections get longer and the nights grow shorter (or at least that’s how it seems).


The Quickshot

The Quickshot fleshlight
The Quickshot fleshlight

Ideal for quickies, almost no cleanup necessary. Caters to our laziness, which is something we deeply appreciate.


What about the texture?


However, you have to remember that it isn’t just the model that’s essential. The sleeve is also crucial, as are the texture and tightness. Those two work hand in hand, as they don’t really offer much without each other. Anything can be tight (or ribbed), but without the other factor, you might as well use your hand.


Still, since the tightness of Fleshlights is well known, let’s talk about our top picks texture-wise.


The Original


We had to give the top spot to the original texture here, as it’s our old time favorite. The texture isn’t anything wild, but the smoothness combined with the tightness will feel amazing. There’s a good reason this model was the pioneer that made Fleshlight as famous as it is now.


The Fleshlight Girls


To be quite honest, we couldn’t make up our minds and pick just one of the Fleshlight Girls sleeves. In fact, they are so amazing that they have sprouted more than one argument among our writing staff.


What can we say — to each their own. However, there was a unanimous vote for two specific textures that came out as winners.


Jenna Haze’s Obsession


All ribbed for our pleasure, Obsession is the perfect combination of tight ribbing and soft nubs that will drive anyone wild. Furthermore, as a nice bonus, you can link Obsession with the Launch for a hands-free experience of a lifetime.


Stoya The Destroya


Much like the name itself, the Destroya doesn’t let you down. Extremely realistic, with chambers that will suck the life right out of you, this Fleshlight even has some scary-looking features. However, although some chambers might look like the jaws of death, you’ll get nothing but pleasure by shoving yourself into Stoya’s pussy.


The Vortex


Every man loves a good blow job. In fact, some would argue there’s no such thing as a bad blow job.


Well, let’s not get into that particular debate right now, especially because — it doesn’t matter! With The Vortex, you’ll get perfect suction and friction every time.


The Primal


Ideal for hung men with monster dicks, The Primal can accommodate everyone. It’s very powerful even though it doesn’t offer much variety when it comes to texture. Additionally, the pleasure is intense, as the tightness is mindblowing.


The Wonder Wave


Perfect for lovers of uniform pleasure and pressure, the Wonder Wave has curves that will leave you wondering — why haven’t I tried this before? What’s more, the suction is almost perfect both while you push in and while you push out, which makes the Wonder Wave better at sucking than any of your previous girlfriends.



A few parting words of wisdom


If you’ve found the perfect match, we’re happy for you. However, for those of you who are still pondering all the choices and weighing your options, here’s a piece of final advice — don’t go overboard.


Maybe you think that choosing the wildest texture, combining it with crazy features and making the entire thing extra tight is the best idea ever. However, it might make your play short and to the point. If that’s your thing, then go for it, man, but if you’d like to play a bit more, consider everything.


It’s also very crucial to know your size and not to hurt yourself. Tightness feels amazing only until a certain point, and you should definitely stop if you’re feeling unpleasant pain. For beginners, it’s always better to start small and work your way up than the other way around. You can always get a tighter Fleshlight, but you can’t get the feeling back in your Johnson if you shove it into a crevice so tight that it breaks it.


So play with yourself, enjoy it, but be careful. Maintaining genital health is of the utmost importance. We’re all passionate believers that wanking prolongs the life, but wank responsibly!

Powerful Tongue Vibrators That Will Have You Begging For More Or To Stop

Tongue vibrators… most people think they are for the clit, but that’s not what they’re all about. Yes, tongue vibrators will set your clit on fire, but they are also good for your nipples, ass and even balls. There are great for a host of areas on your body.


Tongue Vibrators: Which Models Are The Best Of The Best?

There are two kinds of tongue vibrators out there:

Tongue Vibrators
Tongue Vibrators
  • Tongue-like Vibrators – These are vibrators that are designed to mimic the sensations, movements and effects of an actual tongue on the clit. Simply put, these are oral sex stimulators, and many of them are shaped after the tongue.
  • On-Tongue Vibrators – These vibrators are placed on your tongue. While you’ll still be using your tongue during the sex act, it can increase the sensations that are given to your partner during the act. While girls like getting some tongue action, they can be pushed over the edge with a vibrating tongue. This is what an on-tongue vibrator can make happen.


How To Handle Your Partner’s Insecurities…

If it appears your partner is jealous of the tongue toy, there are two things you can do to mitigate their ego hurt:


  • Reinforce to them that their oral skills are better than any toy and that plastic toys can’t replace the real thing (even if you don’t feel that way).
  • Ask them if they’d like to try using the toys themselves to see what kind of sensations they get from it. They can use it on their own body parts to see what all the hype is.


After all, who could not use another tongue for their sex sessions?


Popular On-Tongue Vibrators For You To Consider

Popular On-Tongue Vibrators
Popular On-Tongue Vibrators

On-tongue vibrators are designed to sit on the tongue. It’s similar to a cock ring, but it’s a ring for your tongue that will bring vibrating pleasure to your partner and their private parts – clit, balls, ass, nipples, etc. That’s the purpose of these vibrators, but that doesn’t mean you can use it by itself. If you’re looking for tongue toy that you can use on your own, then you need the other tongue vibrators.


On-tongue vibrators are good for two reasons:


  • Couple Play – Most people like to shake up their sexual relationship – keep the spice going in the relationship. By putting a plastic strap-on tongue on your tongue, you can have a little fun with your partner between their legs, on their nipples, in the ass or wherever you feel like giving them a pleasing sensation.


  • Improved Oral Sex – If your partner isn’t that good at giving oral sex, then using a vibrating enhancement such as an on-tongue vibrator can be the best thing for you. Of course, bringing it up to them without hurting their feelings may be difficult to do. However, if you approach the topic in a casual way such as trying something new, they may be a little more keen on the idea of using this sex toy.


Tongue Teaser


This on-tongue vibrator sits right on top of the actual tongue. It’s pink with a point and has a lot of power behind it. If you’re looking to improve your sexual experience with your partner, the Tongue Teaser can work. While you may not be keen on its shape, it does mimic the tongue in a very realistic way.

Tongue Teaser
Tongue Teaser

Now, it may not replace the tongue entirely; its smooth tongue feel does give it some realistic feeling to it.


Technical Specifications: It measures two inches long and one inch wide and comes with batteries.


Tongue Star Pleasure Vibe

Tongue Star Pleasure Vibe
Tongue Star Pleasure Vibe

This vibrator tongue pleaser looks more like a mouth guard than a tongue, but it attaches to your teeth and has a vibrating motor that sits under the tongue. This causes the tongue to vibrate and produce sensations that only one could imagine if they’ve never tried it before. The tongue you use is really yours,but it gives your tongue some added vibrations that you may never have considered before.

Technical Specification: It’s a 2.5 inch by 1.75-inch mouth card, and uses LR41 batteries.


Screaming O Lingo-O

Screaming O Lingo-O
Screaming O Lingo-O

This is a tongue ring vibrator that causes the tongue to vibrate for a better oral experience. It has tiny nubs on it to give it some additional pleasure and traction. The texture of the Screaming O Lingo-O is what surpasses the smooth one is intensity, but it all depends on what your personal sensibility and tastes are. If you think the vibration is a bit much with combined with the texture, you may want something different on your clit. The choice is yours, and you would know what is best.


Technical Specifications: This measures nearly six inches long and has a width of nearly four inches.


Popular Tongue-Like Vibrators For You To Consider

When it comes to these tongue vibrators, they are often bulky, long and thin. They may not always anatomically correct either. However, they are vibrators that do mimic tongues. The shapes may not be like a tongue, but they do offer users all the pleasure they could get from an actual tongue.


What are the two reasons you should consider these for your sex toy collection?


  • Singles Play – If you are not dating anyone or you like the idea of having sex on your own, there’s no reason you have to give up oral sex. Instead of using your fingers to get you off, you can use a gadget that lets you imagine someone (anyone) is giving you the best oral sex you have ever had in your life.


  • Improved Pleasure During Sex – There are many people who don’t like doing oral sex, but some who do. While it may be disappointing to find out your partner doesn’t like going down, the plastic tongue-like vibrator can replace the real tongue and do just as good, if not, a better job than an actual tongue.


Incredible Oral Tongue


This is actually a huge pink tongue that the manufacturers tried to make anatomically correct. It uses the tongue’s taste buds and changes them into ticklers that stimulate the clit and pussy. They are really good when they rub up against the pussy,and the tongue is vibrating.

Incredible Oral Tongue
Incredible Oral Tongue

What’s even better about this tongue vibrator is that it works for another reason. You can jam the tip of it into the vagina,so it reaches your G-spot.  While it’s better to use G-spot vibrators with a curved shaped, it’s better than any vegetable that could be used.


Technical Specifications: This tongue measures 6.25 inches long and is about two inches long. It needs one double A battery and is waterproof.


Utimi G-Spot Tongue Vibrator


Why is this tongue vibrator such a popular option? It’s a really big tongue, is shaped like a tongue and its color is like the tongue. While this may seem all pretty boring, there’s a purpose for it. You can actually insert it into your pussy and feel like you’re being eaten out, all the way up to the G-spot of your pussy.

Utimi G-Spot Tongue Vibrator
Utimi G-Spot Tongue Vibrator

Let’s be honest; most men cannot get to the g-spot themselves with their tongue. While the toy can lick the clit, it can do that as well.


Technical Specifications: It’s about six inches long and one-inch wide. It’s chargeable by USB and is waterproof.


O-Zone Tongue Vibe


When it comes to wiggly vibrators, this is one that can wiggle with the best of them. The tongue wiggles back and forth in an effort to make you scream for more. Its vibrating patterns are set up to mimic the tongue’s movement during oral sex, which means your pussy will be licked, flicked, tickled and teased in all kinds of ways (10 ways, to be exact).

O-Zone Tongue Vibe
O-Zone Tongue Vibe

It comes with a remote control, which means you can have power over what happens to you during the oral sex masturbation. Or, you could allow your partner to control the remote and give you the kind of licking you only dreamed was possible without his/her tongue.


Technical Specifications: It’s about three inches long and two inches wide, is made of silicone and is recharged through a USB port.


Power Buddies Clitoral Tongue Vibrator


Power Buddies Clitoral Tongue Vibrator
Power Buddies Clitoral Tongue Vibrator

This is one of the more interesting clitoral vibrators. After all, it looks girly and is a bit dangerous to boot. However, it’s just a pink vibrating tongue that is equipped with a handle. It’s great for use on your own or with a partner willing to try it.

This tongue vibrator is much smaller than others, but if you’re not into giant dicks with a tongue sticking out of it. It’s also very discreet with a single speed, and that may not be enough for some users.


Technical Specifications: This waterproof tongue vibrator is 4.25 inches long with a 1.5-inch width. It uses four LR44 batteries and can be used near water.


10 Speed Wireless Female Vibrator


One of the most unique toys on the market is the 10-Speed Wireless Female Vibrator. And, there’s no guessing as to why. Unlike other tongue vibrators, this one doesn’t have one. Instead, it’s a stimulating egg that envelops several vibrating tiny nubs that are intended to give you a whole new level of masturbatory experiences.

10 Speed Wireless Female Vibrator
10 Speed Wireless Female Vibrator

The features of this vibrator are designed to give you a real sensation to pussy tongue licking as if you were getting it from a willing partner. Best of all, you get 10 different speeds to be lickedfrom. Masturbation doesn’t have to be lonely anymore.


Technical Specifications: It has 10 speeds, recharges by USB and is waterproof.


Fun Factory Volta Flickering Tongue


Fun Factory Volta Flickering Tongue
Fun Factory Volta Flickering Tongue

This is considered a favorite among many users. How so? It doesn’t come with one point tips, but rather two of them. This means you can put your clit in between them and let the tongues rip your clit apart and send you to orgasm heaven. Or, consider putting your nipples in between them and see what happens.

The idea is to give you the sensation that the tongue is moving all around your clit and that you’re actually getting licked. While you may want the real thing, this is certainly a contender for a stand-in.


Technical Specifications: You charge this 7.5-inch by 5.5-inch baby with a USB port, and can use it in the water too.


Clit Kisser Vibrator


Why should you consider this tongue vibrator for your sexual pleasure needs? There is much that this vibrating jelly tongue can do for you. The manufacturers designed it,so the tongue stuck out of the mouth instead of affixing a tongue-like silicone piece to the product. Simply put, there are lips to the Clit Kisser Vibrator.

Clit Kisser Vibrator
Clit Kisser Vibrator

While this may seem a little creepy, the toy is very interesting and does what it’s designed to do. The mouth is simply a jelly sleeve covering a remote controlled bullet vibrator. Want to use it without the sleeve? You can. If you want to put the sleeve onto another vibrator, you can do that too (especially if another device does better for your tongue flicking clit needs).


Technical Specifications:  It measures seven inches long, comes with more than one speed and uses two double A batteries.


Power Play Flickering Tongue

Power Play Flickering Tongue
Power Play Flickering Tongue

If you’re tired of telling your partner where to lick and how, or if you want a deeper face fuck into your pussy, then you’re going to want this tongue vibrator. It’s made of silicone, is flexible and has a remote control. You can use it on your clit, nipples or any other sensitive area on your body. Get really kinky and use it on your partner’s balls to see the reaction on his face. You can also use it for some anal action.

Technical Specifications: This tongue is four inches long with a 1.5-inch width. It needs four triple A batteries to run and can be used in the water.


Red Hot USB Flickering Tongue Vibrator


This tongue looks like a pepper, which is probably how the manufacturer came up with the device’s name. The “pepper” tongue vibrator has a pointy tip, flexible and made of silicone. Once it starts vibrating, your clit will feel the flickering the toy causes. Move over tongue! You’ll feel like a pepper is licking your clit.

Red Hot USB Flickering Tongue Vibrator
Red Hot USB Flickering Tongue Vibrator

Technical Specifications: It measures five inches long and is chargeable via USB.

Dr. Joel Kaplan Throbbing Powerful Flickering Tongue Vibrator


Dr. Joel Kaplan Throbbing Powerful Flickering Tongue Vibrator
Dr. Joel Kaplan Throbbing Powerful Flickering Tongue Vibrator

You may feel intimidated by this powerful tongue vibrator because of its huge size. While you may not be turned on by a large, pointy tongue, this will get you all hot and bothered. You don’t want to judge a book by its cover – to think it’s not enough for you. The name of the vibrator is throbbing,and it does a lot of that for you. Your clit is going to throb from all the intense pleasure this vibrating tongue has to offer. If you’re into powerful toys, you want this one today.

Technical Specification: It’s nine inches long with a 5.2-inch width. It uses three double A batteries and is waterproof.


Rotation Tongue Vibrator


Rotation Tongue Vibrator
Rotation Tongue Vibrator

While dual purpose toys do get some edge, this one does compete well. How so? It’s a dildo with a fan-like component that can simulate the tongue’s feelings and movements on the clit. You may feel like it’s cheating,but it’s definitely worthwhile.

It can also penetrate you if you want that, but it can certainly give your pussy the licking you desire too. Talk about a double stimulation that will ensure you orgasm hard when it happens.


Technical Specifications: This vibrating tongue has 10 speeds, with a 12×12 frequency vibration. You can also use in the shower thanks to the waterproof design.